Funniest crypto June 17th

Funniest crypto June 17th


Blockchain believers we love you!!  Thanks for holding the line in these wild times with your mighty watch army!!  To work!! Let's laugh our way to a better crypto future above fiat abuses!!  Your mighty watch army has grown to battalion size, which means we need a lt colonel!! 

A wild day of rain & sun in southern FL & we are crazed from the heat, but we RIDE ANYWAY!!!  How brain dead are we?? well if the lead paragraph did not clue us in,  here's the reading music ar ar ar TLDL run the WORLD!!

What's funny in crypto TODAY ? Well the details of the "fire gary gensler" bill are coming out and THEY are pretty dang funny!!    eb5e42ad919702cab569a1bb7b3894cab1a7c1531a3832df8b0bfb5d19ee9d70.pngTLDR:  Let's hope JW's characterization of the situation is not as accurate as we fear that it is ah HA HA HA HA!!

Meanwhile funny details emerge.  Gary was at a Bloomberg conference in 2018 telling us BTC, ETH, litecoin and bitcoin cash are NOT securities!!!  Ya but THAT was when Gary was a prof at MIT. 2fc706717ae19a1691cfade5c23e7a2a84f8e1c8dd93bbe66b53ece2f38b70dc.png TLDR: And back THEN, seee, saying that THEN did not decrease Gary's POWER MOAR POWER AH HA HA !  back THEN it INCREASED his power by looking smarter!! ar ar ar arooo000000!!

Hey here's  bad meme, but a great quote: bf70d43d7972b2110f05187cd923e893a0574b2b222fd31c9befd4c7f2bca8f0.pngTLDR: but that way of thinking would be too... logical... and not necessarily driven by power mad politicians!! 

But HEY we KNOW that blockchain will TRIUMPH!!!  HOW do we know?? Because the legacy media is being SO MEAN to crypto ah HA HA HA HA!! 

58949715699b42129022795f7bd1d06017e8e91ab3b890157622baedcace7e72.pngTLDR: a typical lamestream media slur on crypto that we will not dignify with a JOKE AR AR AR !!!

and then there is this:

df30347d4950dcc42c587b09a2e67c98f8b14b253b9c70444a4ae299c2de13c7.pngTLDR:  #(#$*U Reuters.    First, Rishi was happy since some company chose to list in London.  When the IPO flopped, the press demanded of Rishi - are you ASHAMED!!!  Rishi replied, "Gosh no!"  & now this.  Hey Reuters have a whole BAG full of FU'S!!!!  GO Rishi baby GO!!! Good hands, don't choke ah HA HA HA!!! 

OK hard riding friends and comrades, we love you and don't want to waste any more of y'alls time proving how brain dead we are, so we are OUTTA here tonight!!

Please refer a pal, the mighty Watch ARMY'S WORK IS NEVER DONE!!  Thanking you!!

take awesome self care steps NOW your watch army MUST HAVE Y'ALL at FULL capacity!! This is IMPORTANT!!! 

Follow us we will follow you!! @davidsawyer

Peace out, love

Dave

 

 

 

 

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Dave Sawyer
Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!


Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !
Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!

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