funniest crypto June 16th

funniest crypto June 16th


Blockchain beliebers, we love you!!   Mighty watch army !! we thank you for your tours of duty!! & we are true beliebers baby reading music TLDL:  is the SEC going hair on fire crazed vengance scorched earth ?? ah ha ha you KNOW they are!!  But do we care?  still voting Crypto!!! We DON'T care!!! 

what's funny in crypto today?  LOADS as usual! fb025c4ec7b78d87d999666f886881e9af69b21021fde961b4578a5eb0e40777.pngTLDR: Gary is fighting in the media for hearts and minds!!!  Ah ha ha ha!  losing at least some of them !

8e49f3bb424bec4cdb7089dcf6a9530b43efff5e11601f7949c2a048d9b94bd8.pngTLDR: it's a meme coin we almost sort of understand.  Not this pic tho.  We once consulted for Martian Merrietta for NASA to fix code for the robots spray painting SOFI and SLA (superlight abladement material) at the old Saturn V rocket factory in Slidell, LA.  ar ar ar can't stand to see the boosters in deep space 

what's funny?  Mikey Novogratz is ALL HAPPY about Larry Fink stepping into BTC spot ETF land.  Blackrock has had like 600 ETFs filed, all but one approved. 71f12d2d68de4e3c786b1527feace53283f2d64b5ef20e1c9ba0253a9aee6be2.pngTLDR: but then Mikey Luna's judgement is shall we say scarred as in a tattoo removal ah HA HA HA.  In fact, the Grayscale premium has improved by 8% already!!! so OK ! 

We must pass out, yesterday we worked outside in 95 degrees that felt like 108, tomorrow will be a little better.  But it's funny, dear readers, sometimes flying monkey crypto lawyers might work for good guys!!   ZachXBT has sleuthed a lot of crypto scammers.  Now MachiBigBrother is suing him.  Judging by public opinion, Zach wins!! He opened a wallet to ask for a million, got 300K in a few hours and went out and hired the GOOD lawyers!! 

f5356d7f173f336c7bff531a2db3c0bbaa146e6a8fe89eb768e7d99f8d8283a5.pngTLDR:  That's right, Zach got Johny Depps' defamation lawyers!!  NOW it's ok even if Zach's analysis DID chit the bed on this one AR AR AR 

OK clearly we are too tired.  We love y'all cryptonauts!! Thanks for riding with your mighty watch army!! Love and victory is ours!! Excelsior!!

Please refer a pal, we will be here all season.  @davidsawyer follow us we will follow you!!

Peace out, 

Love

Dave 

 

 

 

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Dave Sawyer
Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!


Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !
Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!

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