Funniest crypto June 22

By Dave Sawyer | Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto ! | 23 Jun 2023

Cryptonauts we LOVE YOU!! Thanks for just being YOU!!

Here we renew our vows to find the FUNNY crypto news. There's so much positive news!! If yer a maxi ar ar ar!!

Cus it's alllll rock steady in the crypto world boys n girls!! reading music then

Warmup funnies!! the future is crypto now it's over!! Gary was just a play for his wall street pals to slurp up cheap coins and do regulatory arbitrage !! 033f03c09133b9e15ab7f191d13c5cd352b3d6914074860a5a76c69771de4523.png TLDR: the big boys are coming in!!

All the stuff that got us on lists for being conspiracy cryptonauts are now known to be TRUE AH HA HA HA!! 6b0e616ae2ecf81b52b35567929ecd644146454b0186c3ba0b5bba879d838725.png TLDR: what WAS your first clue, IMF???

Or for that matter, JEROMEO!!! Jeromeo is calling in air strikes on his own position ah HA HA HA HA!! 94e8f92b8243ef86e76e3e4612f7a5599f79d97ea26c05025b581432b79b5a98.png TLDR: what was YER first clue Jeromeo? The part where BTC is the best performing asset EVAH????

#(&$$(&*!! even chitcoins we never cared about are all uppity now !! ha ha GO THRU!!! e6d34fb6a486bd221a06219fc998d4cc99122ad7f014b620b67b005c3016ae01.png TLDR: maybe not so much says Max, we will see.

Hey, serious actual awesome good funny crypto news - BNB's price action is getting saved / backed up by Blackrock WHAT WHAT???

well NOT rumor - Binance is getting off their arse and implementing LIghting for the the people!! $(&$#!( off congestion and high fees!! YASSSSSS 1491df286cb67918a12caa9fa96f2e7d4451648faa79c2ecb93735c567c856af.png TLDR: someday we will not feel trapped by high gas fees Uni looking at you

Anyway, it's old happy times again!! How can we tell?? Raoul Pol emerged from his scuba isolation dive to scream TO THE MOOOOOOOOON again!! 2b166acbb3a77fbf3889e87e231da38cd65d803f7e4cda7feee7b649d0d795b4.png TLDR: ahhhh who cares about Raoul Pal!!

let's go to the BIG names in the biz!! The REAL authorities!! Hey when they speak, we all listen!! YAH like ah ha HA HA HA HAH like y'know DAVE!!! 927551e8a03f08428666a4e225910288e0b3d3fd84d2b35bb0c567eb2ed9e4d5.png TLDR: ya man DAVE THE WAVE!! HE KNOWS man!! ah HA HA HAH!

four hunnert and twenty ONE percent ah ha ha ha! Point 03452. Our model estimates to ten sig digs ah ha ha ha!!

Yes, it's all such good news!! Everywhere!!

Something must be wrong somewhere - oh ya wait there's Pepe. 23a4d6e455c1b59f051505262059e6295a1c4b9081aa3cbcee9ac4242ece8dd0.png Why we might be able to sell our Pepe for only 30% less than what we paid for it INCLUDING GAS FEES!! GREAT DAY IN THE MORNING!!!

ar ar ar !! ah well.

We love you cryptonauts!! Take care of yourselves, like imagine future you can come back to slap you into sense & shape!!! Send recruits, we will dig for funnies.

Peace out,

love

Dave

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Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!

Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!