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Funniest crypto news May 5th

7 May 2023 1 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts, we love you!!  Distributed money angels separating money from state from religion!!!  Bringing yer ethereal, futuristic selves here to do crypto on the Pub0x!   Riding the blockchain range in the wild wild west!  Scouting for box canyons...

FT crypto watch May 5th

5 May 2023 2 minute read 5 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts y'all know we love you!!    & we love Igor's crypto intelligensia chucklehut!! & the funnies!!  & music - reading music: TLDR: ah that's better.  Ha!   Into the pink lady's crypto unkind arms we ride in your watch army, out along the bord...

Funniest Crypto News May 4th

5 May 2023 1 minute read 5 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love ya!! What's FUNNY?   Well, dear readers know we aped into PEPE when it was at, uhm, erm, something like, ahhh, it ended in 080.  Then again at something that ended in 160. Well now it's up to ending in 220!!!   TLDR: why, we made...

FT Crypto Watch May 4th

5 May 2023 2 minute read 0 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!! thanks for laughing fiat tradfi abuses into oblivion!!  The algo & y'all are clear - funny yes !  Boring no!! But we are dumb yes!!!! so here we are in your mighty Watch Army, two trucks a bunch of jeeps a teacup full of gas...

FT Crypto Watch May 3rd

4 May 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!! but the FT does not!!!  One lousy mention of crypto in the FT today, with all the crypto news stories out there!!!!  Is it negative ??  Is the pope catholic?? TLDR: Richard Cannon made his bones defending heavyweight white c...

Funniest crypto news May 3rd

4 May 2023 1 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you !!!    Thanks for joining us to do the crypto zeitgeist thingie here on the Pub0x playground!!  Laughing at tradfi crypto funnies is not just hilarious, it's a good thing!! & Good too cause it's HILARIOUS Here, our savior Jami...

FT Crypto Watch May 2

2 May 2023 2 minute read 4 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love the bones of ye!!! Hope y'all's mayday was a luscious pagan celebration of spring!!   Thanks for shipping out with your Watch Army to laugh at the tradfi narrative, it's important!  & gathering in the golden beaches of the Publish...

FT Crypto watch May 1

2 May 2023 1 minute read 1 comment Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts you know we love you!! Thanks for joining your Watch Army today, we gather and stare into the west for a while, then head east ar ar ar !!  & thanks to the Publish0x for the range to ride!!  Laughing at today's crypto fiat Pravda in the p...

Testify for love to the publish0x! April earnings

1 May 2023 1 minute read 7 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts you know we love you!! Thanks for every click here on the universal Pub0x.  It's that time of month where true believers testify and give thanks for progress on the Publish0x, and hell ya we want our cheezy poofs we wanna join that parad...

Funniest crypto week of April 30th!!

30 Apr 2023 2 minute read 4 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!! Thank you for your service in the swelling Watch Army, bringing enlightenment to mankind by separating money from state from religion!!  Sunday funnies time at the hacienda!! Well, we tried to ape in on PEPE coin on Uniswap,...