Funniest crypto news May 3rd

Funniest crypto news May 3rd


Cryptonauts we love you !!!    Thanks for joining us to do the crypto zeitgeist thingie here on the Pub0x playground!! 

Laughing at tradfi crypto funnies is not just hilarious, it's a good thing!! & Good too cause it's HILARIOUS

Here, our savior Jamie graces us with his eternal benevolence and such wisdom... and such TIMING AH HA HA HA May 1st

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where were we?? Happy positive crypto news funnies!! dfc3167b5898045e61b34cc41c8c49c591b004cb176e450d1090ad7aed7aad5c.pngTLDR: No, it's New York. But hey competition is great!! 

While we are talking about geographic happy pro-crypto news, ya gotta love the kingdom with the happiness index!! Yes, Bhutan is HODLING:e4e9486e8934030de599fc0b8e62e134620a81d425e9ff4df135131f67414a81.pngTLDR: ah HA HA HA!! yes baby YES!!! It's another nation joining El Salvador in the "W" column!! 

Let's keep ON whipping around the world!!  Paris, the city of light baby!! Hey, member when Gary busted Kimmie K. even tho she tweeted "#AD"!!??!

And all the while Gary was playing footsie in the SEC office with Sammy the rat?? 

Well, now Paris is seriously gunning for Lisbon (?) mais oui!!  Play the beatles erm the French national album!! bef5bba459f38f8a609602f72a8b1f1fb2a388a289732f7b16da942c070dbffb.pngTLDR: C'est tres bon! baby!! ah ha ha ha !!

 

Oh hey we know a big funny!! Dear readers remember us aping in on Pepe !!  Member? April 30th!! 523922ad4801b408b5742e04b0f1fe77e6a07b9c0ac514f1b63f040a76423ebb.pngTLDR:  ya that was April 30th.  And now!! 1f190d4aef3f839b5af2466a1541fb573e8d3ac12bde5c26319cb77faab63c6e.pngTLDR: ah HA HA HA!! Double down to ollie up to impossible baby! 

 

 

 

 

 

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Dave Sawyer
Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!


Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !
Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!

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