Cryptonauts y'all know we love you!! & we love Igor's crypto intelligensia chucklehut!! & the funnies!!
& music - reading music: TLDR: ah that's better. Ha!
Into the pink lady's crypto unkind arms we ride in your watch army, out along the borderline baby.... duty now, fun later!!
Yesterday's online spinfest we all laughed at makes print with an odd new pic!! Pay no attention to your eyes little ones, this BTC rally is, um, somehow, just not, y'know, y'know 
TLDR: Number go up, but somehow this means BTC =BAD ar ar ar !!! at least the ominous black BTC tilts upwards for once, it's Tokyo, we love it !!! & Japan loves the BTC dunno why the FT went there...
Today crypto that won't say crypto
TLDR: ar ar ar
Two actual crypto articles!! Yay!! Hey one is fun!!
TLDR: In Korea, they trade 13% of all the bitcoin traded,baby!! Last year play to earn coin wemix burned the market when wemade minted a chit ton more!! Now wemade got backed the eff off and had to burn coins, etc. laws coming soon. Sounds great! Two thank yous!!
The HK story is bogus, conflating regulation What'sApp catfishing with crypto. Bunch of $#(#$&#($*& !! A chat comes in on What'sApp. You get tricked into sending $$$ to someone you never meet. Does it matter if it's a Nigerian prince or a gold mine or oil field or crypto? Yer STILL the IDIOT!! as is whoever put crypto in the title here. Not really, they knew $#(#*&$&#( well what they are doing!! Ah ha ha ha ha!! Have a couple of FU's we don't CARE what the judges say!!
Buried at the bottom, good news, hedge fund Fore Elite cap man gets approval to trade 100 top coins instead of just 20 long only. HK marches on!!! While just across the bay, it's all illegal ah ha ha ha ha!!
in HK 
TLDR we say in HK the bonds are being issued on the blockchain by GS. Future is NOW!!
Boring but maybe good news!! Kind of funny really!! The rise of CBDCs tho. 
The hardest working man in show biz tho!! Collapse on stage baby, the watch army will throw your cape over you don't worry!!
All the love in the world,
wait late breaking tradfi funnies 
TLDR: Part one - sanctions on fiat, and shazam all the money goes elsewhere but still to the same place!!
2. looks like Goldman looted SVB like usual. They first sold a bunch of probably illegal chit to SVB, and then bought it back for nothing ah ha ha ha ha!!
Hey, The Watch must state, to be fair, when Silvergate and SVB and First republic AND< AND AND Signature bank tanked, it WAS about Chokepoint 2.0. But now non crypto loving regionals are quaking. & REALLY all they did was trust the Fed's guidance ( no serious person is worried about this transitory inflation ah HA HA HA HA)
