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FT crypto watch April 8 WEEKEND

8 Apr 2023 1 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer

distributed money followers, we LOVE you!! Thanks for being you in these wild times, and thanks for joining your fams here on the skyscraping Pub0x!!  It's Overton window important and y'all are HERE with your Watch Army!!  We need TWO MORE souls to...

FT crypto watch April 6th

7 Apr 2023 2 minute read 1 comment Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we LOVE you!!   As does whatever code happy monkeys that stashed an easter egg of the BTC whitepaper in EVERY SINGLE MAC since 2018 AH HA HA HA HA HA!! But we are here to find the funnies in the tradfi agitprop.  Boots & saddles, mighty W...

FT Crypto Watch April 5th

5 Apr 2023 3 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!!  Please refer THREE MORE PALS for the Watch Army to hit 1k!!  Today's light & lively crypto funnies tour through the FT! Hey gang wanna see a REAL chitcoin!! 4 billy to zero in less than two years!! TLDR:  oh wait, that's tr...

The funniest crypto news lately April 4th

5 Apr 2023 2 minute read 5 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!! even as we love the funnies and crypto!!  Lately, loads of fun stuff going on in crypto as always!!  What do we get?? Warmup funnies, gotta limber up the old funny bone!! well ya gotta laugh over the skull of satoshi!! Was t...

FT Crypto Watch April 4th

4 Apr 2023 2 minute read 5 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!! The FT continues the cold shoulder for print crypto.  It's as if they are SCARED or something!!  Online, we get one article but it is a heavyweight.  "Unhedged" does a deep dive on Balaji's million dollar bet on BTC hitting...

FT Crypto Watch April 3rd

4 Apr 2023 2 minute read 4 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts, we love you!! And the funnies!! And crypto!!  but the salmon lady does NOT!!!  She's ghosting us today! The cold cold shoulder!!  The opposite of what Gramma was supposed to say - the FT is like if ya can't say something NASTY about cryp...

Top Ten Funny moments in Crypto through the ages.... yeaaa baby!!

2 Apr 2023 1 minute read 13 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts!! We hope you know we know you know we love you!!! Cause we DO!!!  We live in a fabulous time as we hit the Singularity!!  if y'all are right brainers.  All those left brained accounting memorization geeks just became obsolete.  Yes, just...

FT crypto watch WEEKEND April 1-2!

2 Apr 2023 2 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer

Crypto people, we LOVE you!! But for April Fools we will keep in slogging thru tradfi news,  despite y'all and the Algo tryin to learn us!  Soree!! OK only the FUNNY parts!! Lookie!! the front page of the pinko lady  has an almost positive crypto ish...

March earnings TESTIFY for LOVE of the Pub0x!!! & crypto & y'all, dear readers!!!

1 Apr 2023 2 minute read 11 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts - no april fools - we love you.   Once again, we join the pilgrimage to testify for love to y'all, crypto, and the Pub0x her own self.  Thank you thank you thank you!!  And thank you bitcoin for defying the efforts of the greatest powers...

FT crypto watch! March 31

31 Mar 2023 4 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts, we love you!! Y'all are the beacon of hope in today's crazy times!!  Thanks for the recent follows, you know who you are!!  We now need SINGLE DIGITS to reach 1,000!! please pretty please??  Let's check in with the tradfi gospel, shall w...