Cryptonauts you know we love you!! Thanks for every click here on the universal Pub0x. 

It's that time of month where true believers testify and give thanks for progress on the Publish0x, and hell ya we want our cheezy poofs we wanna join that parade!! 

Here's some anti-fiat war machine reading music: TLDR:He's five foot-two and he's six feet-four
He fights with missiles and with spears
He's all of 31 and he's only 17
Been a soldier for a thousand year

thanks to your watch army, we have 

number one top of the pops with 2,200 views https://www.publish0x.com/accelerationist-shit-show-buy-bitcoin-now/funniest-crypto-sunday-april-16th-xddjkgn

number two at 1800 https://www.publish0x.com/hi-i-am-dave-and-i-just-got-hooked-on-crypto/funniest-crypto-news-april-9th-xddjyqj

and ya gotta go all the way down  to 1,200 before the algo lets us hit a Watch not pure humor article.  Jeez, algo!! You THINK we would LEARN!!! 

https://www.publish0x.com/ft-watch-the-financial-times-on-crypto/ft-crypto-watch-april-22-xvmonlv  oddly exactly tied at 1210 with this one which we like MUCH better https://www.publish0x.com/ft-watch-the-financial-times-on-crypto/ft-crypto-watch-april-18-xnndyko

but anyway, the harsh truth: TLDR: down 20% in views, earnings, and likes!!! Yow!!!! down 50% in dislikes BUT THAT"S EVEN WORSE NEWS AH HA HA HA HAH!!! 

Ahh man!!  and we thought we were doing GOOD!!! Holding over 1,000 views per day!! Tragedy.  Perhaps we could listen to the algo and stick to the humor!??? Nahhh..... 

Huh.  Dang, gotta get those numbers up those are rookie numbers!!! 

But like we said, we thought we were doing good!! so how bout better for y'all!    We always mostly valued views, so this is still probably a top five month.

ahh we don't care put us back in coach we don't CARE how many fingers you are holding up!!! Cause we love this baby!! Thanks for every single click mighty Watch Army this is a SPECIAL month, we broke 1,000 members following this in April! YES team we gonna climb the skyscrapers as we raise this army !!! . BOOTS N SADDLES BABY !! THANK YOU THANK Y"ALL THANKS!! 

Please lasso another recruit, thanks so very much!! 

ok we need a trout camp shot

PEACE OUT intrepid cryptonauts!! 

@davidsawyer follow us we will follow you!!