Cryptonauts we love you!! Thank you for your service in the swelling Watch Army, bringing enlightenment to mankind by separating money from state from religion!!
Sunday funnies time at the hacienda!! Well, we tried to ape in on PEPE coin on Uniswap, we spent all our $$ on gas & the transaction is still hung, THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY!! 
TLDR: we shoulda woulda coulda known on the way in ar ar ar ! 
TLDR: but we are just not that bright. 
TLDR: lookit that !! for ten bucks plus gas YOU TOO could own 1.2 * 10 to the seventh power chitcoins ar HAH HA HA HA HA!!
Except it ain't working and meta mask and uniswap are not working well enough together to speed it up.
Oh freaking well, at least each time we tried it did not SEEM to eat another 5$ sammich of gas fees!!! or did it!! Time will tell on that. AND PEPE!!
OK bigger funnies.
TLDR: Chief Liz finding few sponsors to join her anti-crypto war party is funny, it really is!! 
TLDR: massive "education" push by the crypto side has left big chief LIz alone with no co-sponsors to destroy (further) the crypto industry in Merica! Ah ha ha ha ha!!
Reading music is anti fiat war machine. Trigger warnings, old Vietnam footage
The SEC kicking UpToken while they are down is pretty funny.... a four milly fine for lying about how much money they raised, plus other lies in the whitepaper about limiting and use cases for the token. Good for the SEC!! But really it seems like the market punished Uptoken enough....
Bigger better funnies!! Well, it has been hilarious to see bitcoin maxis stomp back into town while ETH dithered. Unstoppable BTC gaining back market dominance!! 
TLDR: and now, the dust clears over the NFT landscape, the mighty Yuga Labs is riding tall in the saddle!! DOMINATION!!!
We read that dollars spent for NFT services are now greater than dollars spent for NFT beauty. This is great funny news!! 1) someday the real power of NFTs as contracts in the legal world will rise and more humorously 2) The boy's club of VIP rooms & yachts around the world that is BAYC is the current pinnacle of marcoms strategic air command !!!! Respect!!! still barely understand it but it's FUNNY!!
oh YES we have a BIG funny !! All the bots were snagging all the good NFT drops!! so...
TLDR: so the Mad Lads burned the bot armies!! Sadly, but funny, the bot masters showed they also had core competencies in other nasty bot like skills, namely distributed denial of services attack, a standby since the nineties!! 
TLDR: baby it's the wild wild west out there!!
Good funny news!! 
TLDR ain't gonna happen but what a fun thought!!
ok gotta go to the chow house we love y'all!! Thanks for riding with the watch army!!
Peace out,
Love
Dave
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@davidsawyer follow us we will follow you!!
