FT Crypto Watch May 2


Cryptonauts we love the bones of ye!!! Hope y'all's mayday was a luscious pagan celebration of spring!!   Thanks for shipping out with your Watch Army to laugh at the tradfi narrative, it's important!  & gathering in the golden beaches of the Publish0x is just awesome! 

Another D-Day on the salmon ladies shores.   What do we get?

Crypto not allowed to say crypto: First Republic was so dead it was starting to smell bad, so they cut it up & ate it ar ar ar   40dc21eab96213cb383a7979b7112f4a39f5bbf97e9da10463f92aedd70b10e8.pngTLDR: First Jamie is First Republic's advisor, that goes so well he has to be an investor and now Jamie knows JUST how to craft the deal with the Feds so they "share" ALL the real downside ah ha ha ha hah!!! 

How do we know it was a bogus deal?  See the part where Jamie is defending the deal process?? ar ar ar !! 

There is a massive effort to have the media say crypto did not cause First Republic's downfall.  Don't listen to a $(@$(*#$&$*(& word of it, tho for different reasons.  First Republic did crypto.  Oh  yes they did.  Not in the $#!($&#$(*& FT d59bc8fe6690806ba6d61590dfe096cf515fd1a77b1a4216702aab45e7655b32.pngTLDR and when the Feds nuked SVB from orbit, Barney Frank spit the truth - operation chokepoint 2.0 against crypto banks!!!  & all the other banks that did not hate crypto started to shudder.  Knowing full well the Feds just triggered a bank run ON THEM !!! & the feds did.  First Republic got hit by  a 100 billy bank run, even Binance, hell not even USDT could take THAT kind of size on a bank run.  RIP. 

It's all very funny.  Insiders within insiders.  Ah well, reading music then;

Back in the FT it's one a them crypto can't say crypto days7c45b4cbb3a817afe8a8bd27450bef8a4a96e33e55266152ac8b7ee4dfbd75b4.pngTLDR:  the ECB screwed the poodle with the " oh ya it's transitory inflation. "  LIke, worse. longer & lower than ANYONE.  Arguably caused more pain and destruction than any missed economic forcast EVAH!  ar ar ar !

Crissy says they were still following Mario's plan so it's all his fault ah HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!  but y'know she feels bad. 

& yes, it's true.  no crypto in print AND none online!! Room for loverly pics of the mystic eight-ball but not a WORD of crypto!! 

OK then let's stay with the crypto not allowed to say crypto ya scurvy FT dawgs!! Here try this one : b2752231bffd7526e7f608975af0cf304ac6e8343390ca4780d41f9bd6bb22f5.pngTLDR:  TFW the gummint is lying, and your fiat does THIS ( from wiki) 1bb9ec3bace7aaecefe815ec77bfead56579b19a35a97fe0f0121c629d94efd0.pngTLDR: can you even #(&$#(*$&  IMAGINE!!!   Gotta get those numbers DOWN, those are CHIT COIN numbers!!  ar ar ar  Noone seems to have a chart, too bad it would be fun!! Love the official rate ah ha ha ha!! It got BETTER in 2022!!     ar arar arooo00000000!!! 

 

OK OK.  We shall go elsewhere.  Thanks so much for being here manning the walls in your Watch Army!!   Our important FT work is done for now, anointed Watch riders!!  We love y'all, take care of yourselves and each other, it's way totally a marathon, not a sprint. 

Peace out, love

Dave

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Dave Sawyer
Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!


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