FT Crypto watch May 1

FT Crypto watch May 1


Cryptonauts you know we love you!! Thanks for joining your Watch Army today, we gather and stare into the west for a while, then head east ar ar ar !!  & thanks to the Publish0x for the range to ride!! 

Laughing at today's crypto fiat Pravda in the pink lady.  Here's a funny!! TradFi death throes in the barren wasteland created by the central banks, in conjunction with the Chokepoint 2.0 anti crypto operations: f7fb5d03b86608dbfbb0005667ebc2d382417cf3d18b12718a376819484ccb5f.pngTLDR: very late to the party, Chas warns us that the Covid mismanagement and the central bank's whoopsie's have lead to massive zombie portfolios of bad commercial loans.  No CHIT CHAS!! go back to sleep!! 

The REAL story:  barney frank already told us all ( NOT in the #$(*&$#(&& FT) that First Republic is going down for the sin of not hating crypto companies. 

 

There are NO crypto stories that say crypto in print today. We think maybe this ad for the FT event scared them all off ar ar ar df2f905c8c95117a4a3a8c0a98a585cb55b4c17a3119e9eddb1570984dabdb7a.pngTLDR: sweet lord that is THE ugliest crypto ad we have EVER seen!!   What is that, a black & dark yellow bitcoin melting into slime / oobleck / sick snot!! and pooling on the FLOOR!!! the WORST subliminals, GIVE those graphics hacks the FT flat roof pub meat PRIZE this week RIGHT NOW. Ah ha ha HA HA HA HA!!! 

Oh stop.  Please.  

Online?  Not a drip, drop, nor hint of crypto, the COLDEST of cold shoulders!! 

OK for us, long long day today driving and drinking on the plane, gotta pass out.   Thanks for the patrol, Watchers!! 

We love y'all!! Please refer a friend to help laugh at the FT!!  Really they should be ashamed about THAT pic!! 

Peace out, 

Love

Dave

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Dave Sawyer
Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!


FT WATCH - the Financial Times on Crypto!!!
FT WATCH - the Financial Times on Crypto!!!

The WSJ turned into USA today - which leaves the FT at the top of the heap for serious financial news! Join us for a semi-serious monitoring of the FUD & hate the FT now showers on crypto. Dear readers know we love that pink newspaper but boy howdy does the FT despise crypto--- it's funny. The old guard always fights the new guard. The FT does it eruditely, with misleading comments, fun graphs, and outright lies (usually) attributed to crypto's greatest enemies!

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