Cryptonauts, we love you!! Distributed money angels separating money from state from religion!!! Bringing yer ethereal, futuristic selves here to do crypto on the Pub0x! Riding the blockchain range in the wild wild west! Scouting for box canyons filled with brand new PEPE's, and most of all, funnies!!
Ya we want our cheezy poof reading music!! TLDR: more punk covers of pop love songs freaking LUV this one L-U-V spells LUVE!!
Looking back, hearing Sammy's lawyers claim he used a VPN to watch the Super Bowl is still one of the funniest statements. It's a gift that keeps on giving. Not only does no one EVER need a VPN to watch the super bowl anywhere in the United states and most of the world!!!
What it REALLY means is Sammy DID glance at the Super Bowl because he was magically transported back to full access to his backup server room with ALL the mod cons!! The ability to steal another couple odd hundred million in stashed crypto! And a chance to delete files, do a little cleanup!! AND full news feeds & live sports ah HA HA HA HA HA !!! The flying monkey lawyers were NOT lying ar ar ar !!
OK what else is funny?? Pepe is now funny sad!!! we got in for a hundred bucks, spent 20 on gas, got $80 of Pepe!! We laughed as we rode up to almost 200!! Then we cried as we plummeted back down to 120.
THEN we REALLY got sad!! 
TDLR: Trying to sell 120 ooops erm now only 110 bucks worth of PEPE and the gas fee is $115 ah ha ha ha ha!! Plus, ya KNOW "just" $115 worth of gas fees WONT get it done!! AH HA HA HA. $784 is MORE REALISTIC ar ar ar ar aroo0000!!
Man we shoulda listened when PVM & everyone said people will get reckt!! 
OK wait, change the story!! Ya man, forget all that!! we would NEVER sell our Pepe! It's an existentialist meme coin that symbolizes our respect for humanity ar ar ar!! Yeaaa THAT's the ticket!! We put that money in to say FU to the MAN!!
& the man took it snif snif sob ar ar ar!!
ahh it's still funny 
yeah that's the ticket!!
Gotta sleep, peace out, love
Dave
Please refer a pal!!
