Funniest Crypto News May 4th

Funniest Crypto News May 4th


Cryptonauts we love ya!! What's FUNNY?   Well, dear readers know we aped into PEPE when it was at, uhm, erm, something like, ahhh, it ended in 080.  Then again at something that ended in 160. Well now it's up to ending in 220!!!   47b745aa100570855e520d382abef98ae398a028d2ef47c36a71d31a63b752fd.pngTLDR: why, we made our GAS FEES BACK AH HA HA HAH!! not enough to get OUT clean as well.  

Cause let's face it 09762823176cd793959db89da385f6331fa57240a846b89d9661cab740b217d3.png20% GAS FEES IS A BUNCHA FRAGGLNACKING #($&(#$&*#*( CHIT!!! 

 

OK punk rock love songs as power pop anthem covers, on four !!

What else is way too high?? 30% tax on miners!! 7313d5a52efa48520f2be78b1d450e73ddec03432822dd02b16d276d537d86b5.png

STILL, Pepe is funny.  We are too old to understand memestonks nor NFT's to some extent.  We missed out on the rise of DOGE, and SHIBA, because while we love dogs afba204c277a4f73697b8c628118cb0270dea0501af509f102cbedbfe62a0b35.pngTLDR we don't think they are worth trillions???? 

But Pepe, ah yes.  Member when the US senators told El Salvador if they used BTC, they would be vulnerable to Chy-NA???   Pepe ridge farms remembers!!! ah ha ha ha!!  

So, we wrote a very popular blog about FU money having a new meaning, when the kids got together on Reddit and stormed the shorts to squeeze on Game Stop.  We loved it, but we never loved AMC that much so we still missed out and barely understood.  There was no connection to the meme for us!! 

Now, though, it's PEPE to the MOON ar ar ar !!!

Speaking of Wall Street Bets, this is way funny.  They had a coin, it was the fairest coin ever with equitable airdrops and distribution, it was all candy canes and unicornse75a3b4a4eee84f7eaa8d31fefcc7ecb4b7a43a8659ea3662d11f550e80ecf3a.png and then 110e7b6625d19ed31e66450939f3b23ae6e5c85d42c24498dfe725491c8e94b4.pngTLDR: wall street gobshites in action!! ahhh it's ok it's recovering, someone stepped in 2d80c3ae77b155c70c159589a9ee0d11284740ac98f7888e73cf558260fdc440.pngbut wait what's THIS?? 4f39c1a3bdf01cdc8eaf29897c5330b2889696d41dfcfcd41700d0065cd91c16.pngTLDR: Whoa WHAT a chitcoin!! the ghost of WSB Dapps past ah ha ha ha !!! 

OK blockchain believers, we love you!! Thanks for stopping by for a laugh, it's your good deed for the day!! Take para military good care of yourselves, your Watch Army needs your lovely laughter!! 

Please please refer a friend!  Thanking you, you will go straight to heaven!!

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Peace out, love

Dave 

 

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Dave Sawyer
Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!


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