Daily dose of nonsense for Crypto enthusiasts. Laugh... don't laugh... Crypto wins so TIP ME for goodness sake :-)
2 Oct 2020 1 minute read 2 comments BitcoinGordon
Bitcoin To Become President of the United States of America (Because it's not true, you almost certainly know it most likely has to be... somewhere). Bitcoin is a cryptocurrency, a digital currency given value by a network of computers formed togethe...
15 Jul 2020 3 minute read 0 comments BitcoinGordon
Epstein, previously thought dead, now gunning for Biden's position in presidential race Truer things could never be so, and thus it isn't. If you just start to type in the name Jeffrey into Google, you'll bring up Jeffrey Epstein, one of the highest...
6 Jul 2020 3 minute read 6 comments BitcoinGordon
Not True Funny News That Should Be Hallmark and SyFy Join Forces to Launch New Channel: FutureMark (not to be confused with any actual real 'anything' of the same name). Hallmark is from Venus, SyFy is from Mars, and there may be a crossover in the...
6 Jul 2020 2 minute read 7 comments BitcoinGordon
Welcome to the U.S.A. 2020, where satire loses a bit of its flair when the world is this ridiculous. This isn't true, but who's to say it isn't in a month? Kanye announced his bid for the presidency on Independence Day. On July 5, China, Russia, New...
25 Jun 2020 4 minute read 5 comments BitcoinGordon
PayPal goes on record to uncover the truth: It created Satoshi As a Digital Payments Fail Safe... (satire) Don't you love it when the truth is so bizarre that it makes even a silly post like this beli...
15 Jun 2020 2 minute read 28 comments BitcoinGordon
The only thing better than Ethereum, is Ethereum, which comes with its own warning; don't try building Ether on top of itself. Ether is a breakthrough in the growing cryptocurrency space, but some things are not even meant to be built on the platfo...
19 May 2020 1 minute read 1 comment BitcoinGordon
J.K. Rowling doesn't get it when it comes to Bitcoin. It's Okay. There's still Tolkien This just in: Lord of the Rings fans launch J.R.R. TOKEN in revolt of J.K.'s lack of understanding of Bitcoin. In a drunken misstep on Twitter, the famous magic t...
11 May 2020 1 minute read 5 comments BitcoinGordon
The Verdict Is In: SJW, The Social Justice Warriors have now launched their way into the inner sanctum of the cryptocurrency space, and it gets real, yo. If it weren't for satire, this would be entirely true. Despite satire, it sorta kinda already is...
13 Feb 2020 1 minute read 1 comment BitcoinGordon
I like ADA. I do not like satan worshipping. I think trading is more efficient and leads to more gains. Plus, you know, bad things happen inside mystical circles and that can't be a good thing. But, what does a person do when they discover the Illumi...
2 Feb 2020 2 minute read 0 comments BitcoinGordon
February 2, 2020. For all things that can be proven, some things just have to be true because you feel like they are. For the rest of us, well, just read. The Crypto Justice Warriors, or CJW, have begun a new line of media releases to make it clear;...
