Crypto Satire -Fake News Ripped from the Headlines
Crypto Satire -Fake News Ripped from the Headlines

Crypto Satire -Fake News Ripped from the Headlines

Daily dose of nonsense for Crypto enthusiasts. Laugh... don't laugh... Crypto wins so TIP ME for goodness sake :-)


Flat Earthers Claim to Have Proof That All Ethereum is Mined In Antarctica :Satire:

17 Dec 2019 3 minute read 2 comments BitcoinGordon $0.36

None of this is true... except for the part I just said about this not being true.   There is a movement that requires less intelligence than trying to discover who the real Satoshi is; it's called the flat earth movement. If most people try, squint,...

:Satire: TRON Founder Arrested - Sentenced to Life in 1980's Virtual Reality Game

16 Dec 2019 2 minute read 1 comment BitcoinGordon $0.68

Not True- this just in! In a surprising 'catch em if you can' type chase, TRON Founder Justin Sun was arrested 12/16/2132. Allegedly, Sun was attempting to convert all TRON cryptocurrency holders' tokens into a contract to invest in a virtual reality...

:Satire: Breaking News: George Lucas Offers Disney 1,000 Bitcoins to 'Stop Pitching Bad Star Wars Scripts'

16 Dec 2019 3 minute read 0 comments BitcoinGordon $0.08

Satire means this ain't real... but hoping it's real funny. In a surprising press release Saturday of an undisclosed year, George Lucas officially requested that Disney Executives "stop coming up with terrible side-stories about precious legacy Star...

:Satire: Quantum Computer Causes Price of Bitcoin to Plummet to $7088: Supercomputer Buys the Dip

16 Dec 2019 2 minute read 6 comments BitcoinGordon $0.17

Yes, you read it correctly (and because it is on the internet, you know it is true). Disregard the "satire" because you know it's gonna happen some day, right?  A Quantum computer simply named Ralph, deciphered the 2fa trading password of one of it's...