Crypto Satire -Fake News Ripped from the Headlines
Crypto Satire -Fake News Ripped from the Headlines

Crypto Satire -Fake News Ripped from the Headlines

Daily dose of nonsense for Crypto enthusiasts. Laugh... don't laugh... Crypto wins so TIP ME for goodness sake :-)


Flat Earthers Claim to Have Proof That All Ethereum is Mined In Antarctica :Satire:

17 Dec 2019 3 minute read 2 comments BitcoinGordon

None of this is true... except for the part I just said about this not being true.   There is a movement that requires less intelligence than trying to discover who the real Satoshi is; it's called the flat earth movement. If most people try, squint,...

:Satire: TRON Founder Arrested - Sentenced to Life in 1980's Virtual Reality Game

16 Dec 2019 2 minute read 1 comment BitcoinGordon

Not True- this just in! In a surprising 'catch em if you can' type chase, TRON Founder Justin Sun was arrested 12/16/2132. Allegedly, Sun was attempting to convert all TRON cryptocurrency holders' tokens into a contract to invest in a virtual reality...

:Satire: Breaking News: George Lucas Offers Disney 1,000 Bitcoins to 'Stop Pitching Bad Star Wars Scripts'

16 Dec 2019 3 minute read 0 comments BitcoinGordon

Satire means this ain't real... but hoping it's real funny. In a surprising press release Saturday of an undisclosed year, George Lucas officially requested that Disney Executives "stop coming up with terrible side-stories about precious legacy Star...

:Satire: Quantum Computer Causes Price of Bitcoin to Plummet to $7088: Supercomputer Buys the Dip

16 Dec 2019 2 minute read 6 comments BitcoinGordon

Yes, you read it correctly (and because it is on the internet, you know it is true). Disregard the "satire" because you know it's gonna happen some day, right?  A Quantum computer simply named Ralph, deciphered the 2fa trading password of one of it's...