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25 Dec 2019 2 minute read 2 comments BitcoinGordon
Yes. In a startling release this very merry Christmas day Dec. 25, 2019, Santa shared with the world: I'm just too tired of all the hoopla, firin' up the sleigh, feedin' the reindeer and tryin' to get this body up'n'down all the chimneys, so I'm loo...
19 Dec 2019 2 minute read 0 comments BitcoinGordon
It is true, that this is untrue, and from there we should begin. Doge Coin is a phenomenon. It was created as a joke. Much like the original Meme itself, the Coin that is Doge pays homage to the funny. But, it has grown 100X in 5 years, so obviously...
19 Dec 2019 2 minute read 1 comment BitcoinGordon
Sometimes you have to make the news to write about it. This is one of those times. Like so much X Files, the truth is out there, but not here. Previous investigations of the real Satoshi clashed ironically into meme search 2019, where mysterious inte...
19 Dec 2019 1 minute read 2 comments BitcoinGordon
December 18, 2019 Marks an historical (hysterical?) and momentus occasion as ridiculous as it sounds, largely because it is untrue. The Democrat members of the House of Representatives of the United States of America unanymously voted to impeach Bitc...
18 Dec 2019 3 minute read 0 comments BitcoinGordon
In a bizarre "this can't really be real, can it?" strategic move, Digital Currency Technology company Coinfloor quite literally wants to see the most important Digital Currency go to the floor. Unless every news outlet has the same fake story wrong,...
18 Dec 2019 5 minute read 5 comments BitcoinGordon
Truth is stranger than fiction, but fiction can be pretty zany. This is the latter. In a remarkable twist of events, we now know the real Satoshi Nakamoto. Sure enough, it's just a dude from Yonkers who's been so focused on his concept for a D&D card...
18 Dec 2019 4 minute read 4 comments BitcoinGordon
Never believe anything that begins with 'this is not true' because there is a 50% chance it isn't, but only a 40% chance of that. Doge is not just a funny coin worth $250,000,000 too much. It has been proven by the very best minds of science, that Do...
17 Dec 2019 2 minute read 3 comments BitcoinGordon
Absolutely not true, but certainly could be if it were. HEX, as some of you may know, is (not) a scam, or is it? Love it, Hate it, HEX has caused quite a stir after two years in the making. Having placed his own funds, most of his time, attention and...
17 Dec 2019 2 minute read 10 comments BitcoinGordon
None of this is true, except for the statement where I just said none of this is true... that part was true. BAT token may be facing a tough road ahead. Just when the cryptocurrency project was picking up steam (not to be confused with STEEM), BAT, w...
17 Dec 2019 3 minute read 0 comments BitcoinGordon
Not true. None of this is real. Yes, it's going to be the greatest show on earth again in the very near future... and a lot of other times in the future as well. The U.S. Presidential Election is coming around again, and the politicians are all lined...
