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21 Jan 2020 1 minute read 0 comments BitcoinGordon
The name says it all. And, it is on the internet. That means it has to (not) be true! Bill Gates, master of the universe and also reasonably successful tech nerd, announced his next move January 20, 2020, that he is getting into blockchain. Gates, wh...
15 Jan 2020 2 minute read 3 comments BitcoinGordon
January 15, 2020. Don't believe everything you read... just believe everything you think you read. Not to be confused with this: https://u.today/ripple-faces-its-doomsday-will-xrp-be-recognized-as-a-security-next-week In it's own case, Ripple believe...
10 Jan 2020 2 minute read 4 comments BitcoinGordon
January 10, 2020. If this were true, you'd be sharing it like mad. Do so anyway, yo! In a surprise to... the universe, Vitalik Buterin announced he will be performing in the leading role as Satoshi Nakamoto in "Bitcoin: The Musical". It's a shocker,...
5 Jan 2020 2 minute read 2 comments BitcoinGordon
It's funny if it's true. It's funnier if it isn't. I'm going with #2. Cortana, the digital assistant who's currently duking it out with Alexa and that other junk, is on to something, and it's called blockchain technology. But, from 2018 to 2019, she'...
3 Jan 2020 3 minute read 12 comments BitcoinGordon
Happy New Year... or IS it? Satire pokes fun at the truth with not-truth, but is worth it's time in Bitcoin. 20.05 years ago, there was a panic across the land. There's a bug in all computers, or Windows computers at least, and the world is gonna blo...
31 Dec 2019 3 minute read 4 comments BitcoinGordon
Anything that's true, can also be naught, because this is both... neither. REKT coin creators are claiming that they were headed for the moon, when the world started using their vernacular to mean something completely different. You see, in an altern...
31 Dec 2019 2 minute read 1 comment BitcoinGordon
Gordon Freeman here to bring you the most up-to-date things that aren't true, but should be. Binance announced (some random) Friday, once, that they will be launching a new stable coin expected to lead highest volume for the coming year. Having alrea...
30 Dec 2019 3 minute read 4 comments BitcoinGordon
Many Youtube channel personalities had a sense that something was up the last week of December, 2019, when they had videos pulled or strikes against them. They were all related to cryptocurrency Youtube channels. Google since apologized for the 'mist...
27 Dec 2019 2 minute read 5 comments BitcoinGordon
Even though it is untrue, it's good to overstate it's satire, just in case there are any ancient Egyptians who would take issue. It is revealed: a recently uncovered tomb of Pharaoh Bitacoinakahn revealed the true source of the Satoshi White Paper....
26 Dec 2019 3 minute read 14 comments BitcoinGordon
Everything that is not true has a 50% lower likelihood of being true. This is one of those two things. PayPal is a digital payment system. It is big. It handles a lot of not-real money. But, there's a new kid in town (well, new if you call a decade n...
