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Use Crypto to Fix your Rotten Teeth

4 Oct 2019 1 minute read 4 comments Anony $0.10

If you are like me, you may not take the best care of your teeth. I mean, between constantly watching crypto prices and staring at a computer screen all day, who has the time to brush their teeth? I sure don't ... I have more important things to do l...

The Divine Director Loses His Shit

24 Feb 2019 1 minute read 0 comments Steve B Howard $0.00

FLASH FICTION:   He looked again at the text message glaring across the screen and he felt the rage and wrath rising in him. “Yahweh!” the text message screamed. “ I give you a singularity with enough power to create an immense amount of time and spa...

Did I just get trolled by Putin?

2 May 2022 2 minute read 2 comments BitcoinBaby $0.06

In my article on the Impact of WW3 on Crypto, I received a very interesting comment. What would be the impact of World War III on the Crypto Market? It went something like this:Пока всё выглядит логично : Россия не нападала на Украину, но Украина об...

To Die At Sears

3 Feb 2020 1 minute read 0 comments JAQ61188 $0.00

Dying in a Searswould be nice butit will never happenas I don’t want todie young I’m 29and Sears isn’tgoing to lastuntil my old agebut why wouldI want to die ina Sears in the firstplace as it’s likeany other departmentstore? Well the sentence,“Joseph...

I was cheating on my wife before we met and now she wants divorce!

3 Jul 2019 1 minute read 2 comments MehdiShirzaD $0.04

I don't know if it's sad or funny that American neoliberalism's figures like President Reagan and Henry Kissinger succeded by John Bolton and President Trump.      

There’s a Guy at the Park Selling Airdrops Out of a Van (Crypto Satire)

1 Nov 2025 1 minute read 1 comment Crypto Goblin $0.17

reporting live from the intersection of desperation and innovation. The Discovery I first heard about him from a Telegram group called “Grassroots DeFi Opportunities (No Rugs, Promise).”Someone posted a blurry photo of a white van parked near the duc...

Death By A Thousand Crypto Faucets: A Degen’s Journey Through Drip-Based Delusion (Crypto Satire)

16 Jun 2025 3 minute read 4 comments Crypto Goblin $0.15

Some people get into crypto through Bitcoin.Others through DeFi.But the real ones?They got in through faucets—the digital penny jars of the blockchain. This is the story of how I almost drowned in digital droplets chasing free coins from 87 different...