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Use Crypto to Fix your Rotten Teeth

4 Oct 2019 1 minute read 4 comments Anony

If you are like me, you may not take the best care of your teeth. I mean, between constantly watching crypto prices and staring at a computer screen all day, who has the time to brush their teeth? I sure don't ... I have more important things to do l...

The Divine Director Loses His Shit

24 Feb 2019 1 minute read 0 comments Steve B Howard

FLASH FICTION:   He looked again at the text message glaring across the screen and he felt the rage and wrath rising in him. “Yahweh!” the text message screamed. “ I give you a singularity with enough power to create an immense amount of time and spa...

Did I just get trolled by Putin?

2 May 2022 2 minute read 2 comments BitcoinBaby

In my article on the Impact of WW3 on Crypto, I received a very interesting comment. What would be the impact of World War III on the Crypto Market? It went something like this:Пока всё выглядит логично : Россия не нападала на Украину, но Украина об...

To Die At Sears

3 Feb 2020 1 minute read 0 comments JAQ61188

Dying in a Searswould be nice butit will never happenas I don’t want todie young I’m 29and Sears isn’tgoing to lastuntil my old agebut why wouldI want to die ina Sears in the firstplace as it’s likeany other departmentstore? Well the sentence,“Joseph...

I was cheating on my wife before we met and now she wants divorce!

3 Jul 2019 1 minute read 2 comments MehdiShirzaD

I don't know if it's sad or funny that American neoliberalism's figures like President Reagan and Henry Kissinger succeded by John Bolton and President Trump.      

There’s a Guy at the Park Selling Airdrops Out of a Van (Crypto Satire)

1 Nov 2025 1 minute read 1 comment Crypto Goblin

reporting live from the intersection of desperation and innovation. The Discovery I first heard about him from a Telegram group called “Grassroots DeFi Opportunities (No Rugs, Promise).”Someone posted a blurry photo of a white van parked near the duc...

Death By A Thousand Crypto Faucets: A Degen’s Journey Through Drip-Based Delusion (Crypto Satire)

16 Jun 2025 3 minute read 4 comments Crypto Goblin

Some people get into crypto through Bitcoin.Others through DeFi.But the real ones?They got in through faucets—the digital penny jars of the blockchain. This is the story of how I almost drowned in digital droplets chasing free coins from 87 different...