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To Die At Sears

By JAQ61188 · 3 Feb 2020 · $0.00
To Die At Sears

Dying in a Sears
would be nice but
it will never happen
as I don’t want to
die young

I’m 29
and Sears isn’t
going to last
until my old age
but why would
I want to die in
a Sears in the first
place as it’s like
any other department
store?

Well the sentence,
“Joseph died at Sears”
has a good ring to it

Resources

  1. https://maudlinhouse.net/to-die-at-sears/
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I am a guy from new jersey who is currently getting a masters in accounting. I also like to write poetry. IG: JosephAndrew27 I write handwritten poetry.

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