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22 Jan 2022 2 minute read 4 comments Great White Snark
As I invariably do from time to time, I stumble across a writing that I think is satire, but it's not; the writer is serious and no sarcasm or wit is evident. As I am want to do on occasion, I try to spin a satire out of the steaming pile of horse ma...
12 Jan 2022 1 minute read 0 comments VVoytila
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand crypto investing. The tokenomics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of blockchain programming most ICOs will go over a typical investor's head. There's also Satishi's cryptic pers...
11 Jan 2022 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
So you're a horny rando fuckboi on the Interwebs who's not getting any random hasty hook-up fuck action from anonymous god-knows-whats on Craigslist or Fratlife. You're also wondering why, huh? Here's a foolproof list of instructions to help solve th...
14 Nov 2021 3 minute read 2 comments MarvinScottMarvin
Is there someone in your life who constantly annoys you and sticks around like dog poop on your shoe? Want to tell them to leave you alone either temporarily, indefinitely, or permanently and make that happen? Want to remove someone from your life an...
19 Oct 2021 1 minute read 9 comments crafter
The ex US president, who lost the last US presidential election to Joe Biden, issued a press statement about the death of first Black Secretary of State, Colin Powel. However, in true Trump fashion, he made it all about himself, and went as far as co...
28 Aug 2021 2 minute read 9 comments MarvinScottMarvin
Are you tired of having to diligently research your crypto investment and wait for the market to move up a few percentage points? Well, stop thinking bad thoughts and embrace optimism, because this investment is a no brainer! Guaranteed! Hopelessly O...
25 Jun 2021 10 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
TO the beautiful satirists, educators of the clueless and defenders of women — who long ago left (and either never or briefly returned to) what I shall here call Fartloaf AKA Fratlife, If you ever see this, please know that I miss reading your hot ta...
23 Jun 2021 1 minute read 2 comments Andy Savage
Portland’s police chief and mayor are set to announce Tuesday that city police will be directed to provide a getaway car service for any member of a minority group who wants to rob a bank, hold up a grocery store or any other kind of heist in order t...
20 Jun 2021 1 minute read 0 comments TheCryptokeeper
*taps mic* Ahem!!Hello Everyone!! Please gather 'round!! I need to make sure everyone's here. Please take your seat. You need to hear this. Actually, this mic might not have a decent enough quality for everyone, let me switch to something...
14 May 2021 3 minute read 5 comments BitcoinGordon
Say it isn't so. "It isn't so". But, should it be? I mean, Elon dumps on Doge, Dumps on Bitcoin, makes it clear he is a nasty market mover, and then pops back in to say he wants to improve the Doge network, and really, I mean REALLY, people start pum...
