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14 Feb 2020 1 minute read 0 comments TheCryptokeeper
The Bogdanoffs control all cryptocurrency, and more: They are in contact with aliens They are rumored to possess psychic-like abilities They serve as head of secret global financial institutions They Own castles & banks globally They are...
12 Feb 2020 1 minute read 1 comment TheCryptokeeper
He's a renegade. His heart is too much of a wildfire for even Mozilla..ayy you guessed it; he's Brendan Eich. "I paid these people to look at me. What are you gonna do about it?" He's attracting a veritable who's who of Internet criminals. The wu...
11 Feb 2020 1 minute read 1 comment TheCryptokeeper
Brendan Eich likes to brag about how much attention he is able to buy with his personal collection of Basic Attention Tokens. "Hi, I'm from the future, you'll wish you held when the apocalypse hits" - Brendan Eich from a future alternate(?) realit...
23 Jan 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Wharved
Of Nice and Men is a snappy, genre-driven play predicated on your typical hero's journey through the heartland once regarded as antiquated--cornball, even--in the pseudo-sophisticated shadow of a cultured society we've been thrust into by the more ma...
22 Jan 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Wharved
Mannequin rest is a sign of weaknessand cheap plastic.My stock at the Sears downtown believes that since they look human,they should receive pay and benefitslike my flesh and blood employees. I'm so tired of emphasizing to these hollow Betties and Be...
16 Oct 2019 3 minute read 2 comments Anony
Many of us may have heard our precious alt coins sometimes referred to as shitcoins. Perhaps we were reading a forum or an article, and to our amazement our fine investment was derided with such a term. But how could such a well researched and active...
16 Oct 2019 1 minute read 3 comments Anony
As crypto people we are always looking for the next big thing. The next coin that will provide insane returns like BTC did in the early days. Well, maybe we don't have to look any further, as my research has turned up a unique investment opportunity....
9 Oct 2019 3 minute read 0 comments (S)llew la Wulf
DOPPELGÄNGER I knew the moment I laid eyes upon him, all hot and furry and dishevelled, peering at a battered iPad over his dodgy but très cool NHS spectacles that I had to have him...furthermore that I would. I could smell the sexual tension a...
4 Oct 2019 1 minute read 4 comments Anony
If you are like me, you may not take the best care of your teeth. I mean, between constantly watching crypto prices and staring at a computer screen all day, who has the time to brush their teeth? I sure don't ... I have more important things to do l...
4 Jul 2019 2 minute read 16 comments kryptik
The crypto winter is (probably) over. Thank God. Flowers are blooming, birds are chirping, and the bull-tards are thawing out and swinging their dicks like giant clubs on the heads of the remnants of the bear market. They are gobbling up tokens like...
