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12 Jun 2025 3 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin
Some stories begin with Bitcoin.This one begins with Harold.Harold is a pig. A real pig. Pink. Snorty. 300 lbs of bacon-backed wisdom. He also mines privacy coins in a shed behind the barn.And he’s the only one in the county who survived the Great Bo...
10 Jun 2025 2 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin
They told me to stake my tokens. “It’s safe,” they said.“Passive income,” they whispered.So I clicked “Stake” on a site with a name that looked like someone smashed their keyboard during a seance—XthulhuFi—and boom. Transaction confirmed.Gas fee paid...
29 Apr 2025 1 minute read 1 comment CrypG
In this fast-moving world of profits and heartbreaks, patience is overrated. Why wait for years investing the boring way, when a little overconfidence, some ignorance, and a Telegram guru can wipe out your life savings in just 10 days? Here’s your 10...
25 Apr 2024 5 minute read 12 comments Allen Taylor
Older Christians with a sense of humor may remember a magazine that was published from 1971 through 2008 called The Wittenburg Door. If you're interested, the Door has recently revived itself into an online publication. You can check it out here. Of...
15 Sep 2023 3 minute read 6 comments MarvinScottMarvin
I have previously revealed one of the darkest secrets of our government. It's now time to revisit that secret with a follow up report. When you understand what is really happening, you will have sympathy for Joe Biden. Never mind the myriad crimes wh...
4 Aug 2023 3 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark
Greetings, dear readers. TL;DR: This post is strictly for cishet men whom are being mobbed by women and can't figure out how to be left alone. If you have no sense of humour or don't understand satire, please move along, thank you. You'll be doing yo...
5 Apr 2023 1 minute read 7 comments crafter
Ex US president was recently arrested for multiple charges, facing 34 counts of falsifying business records in the first degree. Social media and the new way to process news - late night talk shows - were abuzz with the expectation of the arrest. Jok...
31 Mar 2023 1 minute read 4 comments Rorschach's Journal
Perhaps it is Americans' brains that aren't real! Yesterday, I learned that some Americans believe that birds aren't real. According to the joke, the US government has been killing off birds since 1976. Former US president Barack Obama allegedly repl...
10 Dec 2022 2 minute read 2 comments Great White Snark
Disclaimer: The standard disclaimer about disclaiming your deficiencies (dyslexia, second/third/fourth language, not actually giving a f**k, etc.) applies (except for the last excuse), obviously. El español es mi tercera lengua. Apenas lo conozco (au...
10 Nov 2022 2 minute read 0 comments LeafyLime
Hahvad is a college that prizes its holistic approach as a state-of-the-art admission process and understands the time, effort, and financial burden used to fund private boarding schools and skiing lessons for the children of legacies and the exalted...
