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The Much-Abridged Gospel of Brother Maynard

3 Oct 2022 1 minute read 1 comment Great White Snark

I'm not really sure where to put this (and it's too short for a decent post), so here goes nothing ... 72:826 It came to passThat much rubbish was played in the music clubs upon the Earth,But it pleaseth not the ear of our Dark Lord.Then lo, Satan sa...

The Long and Rambling Word Salad Issue (A Satire)

19 Sep 2022 5 minute read 0 comments Rorschach's Journal

Long and rambling word salads are a well-known and frequently observed issue on many of the popular blogging sites available on the Web today. Does a decent education and a copy of Strunk and White's Elements of Style offer any reprieve from this sit...

What Various Acronyms Mean on Kink Sites

8 Sep 2022 1 minute read 1 comment Rorschach's Journal

Now, before you get butthurt and offer corrections or point out that some of these are problematic, please take a chill pill and realise that this is a joke, not at your expense. Thank you in advance. ABDL: Aromatic, but don't laugh OR Arse buggery...

Cops thank bank robber for keeping the money safe

4 Sep 2022 1 minute read 2 comments crafter

In a bizarre case, US cops thanked a bank robber for keeping the money safe, patted him on the back and returned the stolen cash to its rightful place in a secure vault. No. That's didn't really happen. That would be absurd, wouldn't it? But that's h...

FT Crypto watch Sept 2

2 Sep 2022 5 minute read 7 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptofolk, we love you.  Thanks for opening these love letters every day on the endless cascade of uplifting crypto thoughts that is the stalwart Publish0x.   Mind yourself, we need your help.  Every click testifies to the hope of a world above, not...

FT crypto watch Aug 31st

31 Aug 2022 5 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptokin we love you!  May the universe bless you for swinging by to gather here on the secret radio broadcast of the underground Publish0x!!  Another jewel of a day, extra summer doggy days.   Crypto is borg, baby!!! Why rebel when it's so easy to...

FT crypto watch August 29th

29 Aug 2022 4 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptopeople we love you.  So good to be together here on the summery day of the great Publish0x, moving as one  existentially pulling humanity to a freer level above fiat degradations. Hope that y'all are reading this at the beach!! With girls and...

FT Crypto Watch Aug 8

8 Aug 2022 6 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer

Crypto believers, we believe in you and love you & y'alls efforts to save future generations from fiat abuse.  Thank you.  Be kind to yourselves for us. We love being with y'all home here on the mighty Publish0x.    Do as we say not as we do lol !!! ...

FT crypto watch Aug 6

6 Aug 2022 5 minute read 0 comments Dave Sawyer

Hey there Publish0xers, we love you.  Thank y'all for being here to push back the boundaries of FT crypto coverage. Maybe y'all are floating up in a tall building  above a city, in any case y'all are probably the only sane person there.  Thank you fo...

FT crypto counterpoint Aug 5

5 Aug 2022 6 minute read 1 comment Dave Sawyer

Dearest intrepid cryptonauts, we love you!  We missed y'all!!  Hope life is good and the night is young for you and yours. Love and thanks for changing the fabric of FT crypto, one chit click at a time, fams. We're gonna all need luck and love. Yest...