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Yes, Federal banks are manipulating the price of BTC. PART TWO OF TWO. TOP TEN funniest things - Motive, means, priors, & circumstantial evidence. THE US COULD destroy BTC!

14 Mar 2021 9 minute read 30 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptofans, we love ya!  Thanks for stealing the power of money from central banks to give to the people.  Prometheus unbound babeeees!!!  This month will stand in history as the golden age of federal banks keeping the bitcoin price down.  Yes, what...

My Mother Says Joe Biden is Jim Carrey in a Mask (and Other Facts from Telegram)

11 Mar 2021 4 minute read 0 comments schnitstorm

Before I begin typing away and telling you, dear reader, this very true story about what certain members of my family believe in, I must make you aware of the fact that this information is quite sensitive. Indeed, my mother told me that should this i...

Introducing the REAL Klaus Schwab!

20 Feb 2021 1 minute read 0 comments TheCryptokeeper

Known best for his role at the World Economic Forum, Klaus Schwab joins our fighters in the Mortal Kombat Arena. Watch out for his finishing move: GREAT RESET! Unlike most bald fighters, Klaus doesn't feel the need to wax or polish his head. Klaus d...

Bombshells At Joe Biden's Inauguration

23 Jan 2021 2 minute read 1 comment 1v2an3

Joe Biden Is Duly Elected As The Most Incredible Human Being To Ever Be Sworn In As Something Video Effects:https://phulme.wordpress.com/tag/sheila-cassidy/ https://freesound.org/people/BigKahuna360/sounds/160421/ https://freesound.org/people/ehohnk...

Satire: Moderna tests new coronavirus vaccine on Julian Assange

16 Jan 2021 1 minute read 0 comments SocraticDingo

LONDON — Moderna, which is now distributing its SARS-COV-2 vaccine, will demonstrate the new coronavirus vaccine on Julian Assange between questioning and waterboarding at the London Court. Julian Assange faces trial for extradition to the United St...

My Proposed Solution to the COVID-19 Pandemic

27 Aug 2020 4 minute read 4 comments tipplenurkey

   Let me start by saying it's either a damned shame or a very good thing I'm not in charge of this country because all of the madness going on in America right now would find itself being handled very, very differently than it is.  I cannot be the...

The Thing

13 Jun 2020 1 minute read 0 comments CryptoOwen

The thing you want to happen will happen soon.   Nobody knows what it is. You do. Don't tell them. Since it's happening. And happening big. It will make you richer than you could ever imagine. If you just don't tell them.   But what if you do tell th...

Who's the NEET Now?!

13 May 2020 4 minute read 2 comments Call_Me_Mr_R

Admittedly, in answer to my "provocative" post title, I still am but now I have a lot of kindred souls that have bummed a ride on this crazy train. Some of you might be scared, most of of you are mind-fumblingly bored, and for some places in the worl...

Life advice from a Capybara

29 Apr 2020 1 minute read 0 comments TheCryptokeeper

Today, I've decided to go turbo with my life. If you also want to do this, you can start by betting on yourself with cryptocurrency, sugar baby, and I'm putting my money where my mouth is. OK, I'm going to quit myself for a bit and indulge a bit in s...

Vitalik Buterin: Money Skeleton??

29 Apr 2020 1 minute read 0 comments TheCryptokeeper

Some have speculated Vitalik has a secret superhero identity. They say he is known as The Money Skeleton, the anti-hero of the Bitcoin community. Vitalik has denied these rumors, saying he's a simple businessman and only uses his real name. He has al...