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19 Mar 2022 3 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
I have recently been made aware of the phenomenon of "monitoring spirits," a kind of spiritual surveillance by entities who don't have your best interests at heart. This awareness has caused me to hesitate in posting new videos on YouTube. Lately,...
21 Jan 2022 8 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
I call them "sister albums." Albums which are opposite sides of the same coin, usually made in tandem with each other, like twins. Vampire Cats and What's The Deal, Bufu Harem? are sister albums. So are Your Arms Inside Me and Is It For Real? The...
30 Dec 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
I have decided that Andrés Manuel López Obrador, the president of Mexico commonly known as AMLO, is also the president of ASMR. The dude is seriously relaxed. Beyond merely speaking slowly, he adds a lot of space in between his slow words. Add to...
24 Dec 2021 7 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
"If I ascend up into heaven, thou art there: if I make my bed in hell, behold, thou art there." Psalm 139:8 I heard a Christmas song for the first time this year today, at Walmart of all places. I don't remember which song it was, but it was a goo...
8 Dec 2021 2 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
For the first time, I understand white guilt. Not from personal experience, but as an embarrassing, optional social phenomenon engaged in by surprisingly large numbers of white people. This is the meme that finally made me get it: I now know why t...
3 Dec 2021 8 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
I quit drinking in 2014 after losing a drummer to alcohol drama. I also missed a show the next day, the only show I've ever missed. I had to cancel it due to being sick from drinking. Canceling that show bothers me to this day. It's a good thing....
28 Nov 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
I am taking the scenic route to Spanish fluency. It took me several months to learn the difference in "horse" and "onion." The words are very similar. "Caballo" means horse and "cebolla" means onion. I have never actually tried to buy a horse at...
10 Sep 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
Compared with eternity: Money compresses time and performs a thousand years of destruction in an hour. Art is an empty, meaningless clinging to a small, inflatable dinosaur in a kiddie pool of sharks. Love is a game of telephone among people who spea...
16 Aug 2021 3 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
Looking back is rough. What happened to time? Where did all those people go? Why must everyone end up on the bottom of the sea, floating alone through the halls of the Titanic? Don't tell me it's only natural. We have a super-nature to which dea...
13 Aug 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
Looking through my folder for songs to sing in my last video (Songs From a Cornfield), it occurs to me why I haven't written anything in awhile, with the exception of a few songs in Spanish. I don't bother finishing anything I don't like, much less t...
