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28 Nov 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.03
I am taking the scenic route to Spanish fluency. It took me several months to learn the difference in "horse" and "onion." The words are very similar. "Caballo" means horse and "cebolla" means onion. I have never actually tried to buy a horse at...
10 Sep 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.03
Compared with eternity: Money compresses time and performs a thousand years of destruction in an hour. Art is an empty, meaningless clinging to a small, inflatable dinosaur in a kiddie pool of sharks. Love is a game of telephone among people who spea...
16 Aug 2021 3 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.03
Looking back is rough. What happened to time? Where did all those people go? Why must everyone end up on the bottom of the sea, floating alone through the halls of the Titanic? Don't tell me it's only natural. We have a super-nature to which dea...
13 Aug 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.04
Looking through my folder for songs to sing in my last video (Songs From a Cornfield), it occurs to me why I haven't written anything in awhile, with the exception of a few songs in Spanish. I don't bother finishing anything I don't like, much less t...
27 Jun 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.01
My management company hired a group of peaceful promoters to infiltrate the Britney Spears hearing in Los Angeles the other day. The mostly peaceful hearing/promotional event was attended by #FreeBritney activists, the #FreeBritney army, and a bunch...
17 Mar 2020 4 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.03
For too long, derivative, sub-par sonic garbage has been given a pass in the name of "praising God." Because we live in a culture that is weak, insecure, and incapable of taking the criticism necessary for actual improvement in any given field, fake...
14 Nov 2019 5 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.03
I recently joined Distrokid and have been uploading my material to their database for distribution. While doing so, I noticed that several of the albums have bonus tracks. I listened to them, and decided to give them their own album, since I haven'...
3 Jul 2026 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.01
A quick tour of my Mexican road atlas, in preparation for the American Migrant tour! American Migrant Patreon American Migrant 3: Mexico Is My Alaska
21 Oct 2022 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.01
If you're looking for an apartment in a small town in a Mexican border state, and the landlord offers you cocaine and weed, and has 4 or 5 nice cars for sale, sitting in the driveway, and flashes a stack of American hundred-dollar bills, Does that me...
