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18 Aug 2025 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.06
Experts say that excessive substance abuse doesn't actually shorten your lifespan, it simply shortens the length of your remaining years. Most people's years last for 365 days, but hardcore street junkies have been known to cycle through an entire y...
28 Jun 2025 3 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.14
It is good to be out of Arkansas, which is probably not the first time that sentiment has been expressed. I was sent there to get my legal status renewed, and to remember why I left the country. After 2 months of shaking cockroaches out of the Chee...
9 May 2025 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.13
I can't remember the wordsto my ownstory The unauthorized autobiography The cautionary fairytale The boots that never fit The mansion in the driveway If you think you're not a writer you arewrite or maybewriting,maybe Wrong Not to say that you are...
28 Mar 2025 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.04
Well, it's confirmed. First actual show in almost 6 years. If you're in the DFW area, I'm playing at the House of Stone in Weatherford on Sunday. It's at some guy's house, presumably of stone. He films the performances. It's a house show, but p...
23 Mar 2025 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.03
DamnedDoomendCondemend You can't even see it The hubris on your face Your lipstick madeof scrambledeggs "Liberalize Yourself" Tik-Tok Filter You don't remember Red River,do you Never found the lightswitchfor the moon Or scuffed your boots on neon...
21 Mar 2025 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.07
I found myself in the singularity lane at the border recently, and it was very efficient. If you're tired of long lines at the border, sign up for the Singularity Program. The singularity program is for cars who want to disappear into the transdime...
8 Jan 2025 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.02
In this press conference, Donald Trump was observed throwing shade at Pablo Smogtopia, like he's not even aware it's a real country. He probably doesn't even admit to attending the state dinner at the purple bouncy castle in 2019, where the Pablo A...
10 Sep 2024 3 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.01
"Baboon climbs the mountain, so hastily, so troublesome,Baboon climbs the mountain, so hastily and so troublesome,Baboon climbs the mountain to annoy the farmers.Hooray! For the jolly baboon..."The Last Fire Watch Since these are the end tunes, an...
18 Jul 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.04
Another song from the anti-produced Vampire Cats, the album that resists production value like a vampire resists sunshine. I tried to produce it, but every time I touched it with EQ, compression, or reverb of any kind, the songs burst into flames, o...
31 Jan 2024 3 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.02
On the FAQ page of my Discography site, I answer 2 of the most common questions I receive. The first, of course, is "What's your problem, anyway?" The second is, "Who is Pablo Smog?" This is Pablo Smog: Pablo Smog was my pen name when I lived in L...
