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The Lone Sunflower

23 Dec 2019 1 minute read 0 comments trumpman $0.06

It's been about six weeks now since I noticed a tiny little plant, different from the rest of the weeds growing in my garden.. At first I wasn't sure exactly what it was, but it felt like it was a random sun flower... Back then I thought, poor you, y...

How to Cook Corn for People that Say 'O.K. Boomer'

20 Dec 2019 1 minute read 0 comments Generative Capital $0.07

(on the cob) Fill a large pot with water and a lot of salt.   Add shorts (kidding)    Remove husks (stringy stuff).   Drop corn in boiling, salty water.   Loan your 18 year old cousin 200 to short BTC 100x (kidding)   Let sit in boiling, sa...

My journey through Asia, Borneo - Monkeys live in the wild - What are you talking about?

22 Nov 2019 1 minute read 0 comments marianomariano $0.19

    Proboscis monkey (Nasalis larvatus) - a species of mammal from the family of talapidae (Cercopithecidae). Stands out among other monkeys with a characteristic nose.The male has a prominent, cucumber-shaped nose at the end, in old males the...

When your product markets itself!

15 Nov 2019 1 minute read 1 comment trumpman $0.05

Today on Facebook I stumbled upon what is the coolest product I have seen for like...forever! It's so awesome I just have to share it! Meet the...Skull Charcoal: With a product like that there is no need to spend money on advertising. Just make a f...

If we were all gypsies. Imagine that...

7 Nov 2019 3 minute read 0 comments acesontop $0.11

There's high chances that almost everyone reading this post might have at least once in life met or cross by a gypsy, or why not a whole clan of them. I live in a country where quite a few have settled in for centuries, after migrating from India. Do...

A fake video

2 Nov 2019 1 minute read 0 comments mgaft1 $0.06

A friend has a Youtube channel where he puts samples of his educational massage videos. I helped him to film some of them. Most of them are serious videos featuring the application of medical massage to various types of body and limb disorders. One t...

My dog every morning :D

1 Nov 2019 1 minute read 3 comments trumpman $0.05

This is how my dog looks,every fucking morning: I wonder what it's thinking.. Maybe leave me the fuck alone human, I am still sleepy? Or perhaps, why don't you let me sleep in your bed boss, like you do with that female friend of yours? Dunno. But t...

Junk mail

23 Oct 2019 1 minute read 6 comments mgaft1 $0.12

  It's pretty amazing how much junk mail we get; every day there are tons of it. Interestingly, I never met a person who'd ever used it. Take it back maybe some coupons, but still. I am thinking about how much money these people spend on all this ju...

The Best Of The Filipino Jokes That I Have Translated Part 1

1 Sep 2019 2 minute read 1 comment @darthnava $0.03

We Filipinos are a strange and humorous lot. It is in our genes to tell jokes during work time, break times, social events, during gossip on the street, drinking sprees, wherever and whenever there are things to discuss about under the sun. Even our...

WHAT THE FUUUU... TROLLING HURRICANES, THE SHIT GOT REAL!

29 Aug 2019 1 minute read 2 comments Luz $0.08

screenpic taken from NOAA, edited by me It all started last Saturday, the news about a storm heading my way were everywhere. In a blink of an eye all the bottled water was gone and the canned food was missing in action. It was normal, after hurrican...