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Airline workers messing about

13 Jan 2020 2 minute read 2 comments HermesSyndicate

These are a series of funny but real conversations between airline workers: Pilots vs control towers. Tower- To avoid any sound pollution please steer 45 degrees to your right. Pilot- What sounds pollution can we produce at a 7000m altitude? Tower- T...

A car that F.U.C.K.S, though not literally.

10 Jan 2020 4 minute read 0 comments ZackNorman97

Before you accuse me of profanity, there is a meaning behind the acronym, and in itself there are no expletives. I will explain myself more in a moment, but before that, I would like to narrate some context. As of December 9th, Singapore opens the do...

Ricky Gervais Throws It In Hollywood's Face

8 Jan 2020 2 minute read 0 comments 1v2an3

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This is how I lost 17 Pounds(8Kg) in 2019 without Serious Exercise

4 Jan 2020 1 minute read 2 comments belemo

Earlier today I stood on a scale and found out my weight had dropped to 75Kg all the way from 83Kg. This came as a shocker to me considering last year was probably one of my worst years in terms of keeping fit. Truth is, I really like the way exercis...

Some Tips to Getting More Tips in the New Year Here on Publish0x

2 Jan 2020 3 minute read 10 comments M87

It can be difficult to get a reader's attention here on this platform. With the growing amount of content creators, you may need to do a little extra to stand out in the crowd. Here are some things that may help in the year 2020. Original Content So...

The Lone Sunflower

23 Dec 2019 1 minute read 0 comments trumpman

It's been about six weeks now since I noticed a tiny little plant, different from the rest of the weeds growing in my garden.. At first I wasn't sure exactly what it was, but it felt like it was a random sun flower... Back then I thought, poor you, y...

How to Cook Corn for People that Say 'O.K. Boomer'

20 Dec 2019 1 minute read 0 comments Generative Capital

(on the cob) Fill a large pot with water and a lot of salt.   Add shorts (kidding)    Remove husks (stringy stuff).   Drop corn in boiling, salty water.   Loan your 18 year old cousin 200 to short BTC 100x (kidding)   Let sit in boiling, sa...

My journey through Asia, Borneo - Monkeys live in the wild - What are you talking about?

22 Nov 2019 1 minute read 0 comments marianomariano

    Proboscis monkey (Nasalis larvatus) - a species of mammal from the family of talapidae (Cercopithecidae). Stands out among other monkeys with a characteristic nose.The male has a prominent, cucumber-shaped nose at the end, in old males the...

When your product markets itself!

15 Nov 2019 1 minute read 1 comment trumpman

Today on Facebook I stumbled upon what is the coolest product I have seen for like...forever! It's so awesome I just have to share it! Meet the...Skull Charcoal: With a product like that there is no need to spend money on advertising. Just make a f...

If we were all gypsies. Imagine that...

7 Nov 2019 3 minute read 0 comments acesontop

There's high chances that almost everyone reading this post might have at least once in life met or cross by a gypsy, or why not a whole clan of them. I live in a country where quite a few have settled in for centuries, after migrating from India. Do...