(on the cob)
- Fill a large pot with water and a lot of salt.
- Add shorts (kidding)
- Remove husks (stringy stuff).
- Drop corn in boiling, salty water.
- Loan your 18 year old cousin 200 to short BTC 100x (kidding)
- Let sit in boiling, salty water for 5 - 7 minutes.
- Long the bitcorn 125x (kidding).
- Pull out corn with bare hands like a man (kidding, DO NOT DO THIS)
- Long the bitcorn 25x with 100k (cause you aren't someone that says 'ok, boomer').
- Pull out corn with tongs, safely and butter (throw some pepper on there too kid).
- Enjoy.
