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NOTICE THIS: Do You Have Resting Crypto "b*tch" Face? Because Those Red Candles Are Telling on You!

9 Oct 2026 12 minute read 0 comments Write on time $0.04

When Your Portfolio, Your Face and Your Mental Health Have a Little Too Much in Common — By QueenB.Divine NOTICE THIS… Do you have resting crypto face? You know, that expression you get when you're staring at your investment portfolio, watching Bitco...

Almost didn't make it...

7 Oct 2026 1 minute read 1 comment rah $0.17

It is 20.17 local time here and I have just not had opportunity to post today. So, while I have something more concrete planned for tomorrow, I am writing something just as a kind of an update and it may end up - other than the update I am making - b...

An Old One - But Sometimes They Are the Best

28 Sep 2026 2 minute read 1 comment rah $0.17

Just rediscovered this. Seen it many times before, but that doesn't make it any less funny. I think P0x will allow me this indulgence when I openly admit this is NOT my original content. We all need to laugh sometimes. So here goes. Genuine Complain...

The CLARITY Act: The Legislative Soap Opera

28 Jul 2026 3 minute read 0 comments Fight Academy $0.04

The CLARITY Act: The Legislative Soap Opera the Crypto World Is Watching With Popcorn in Hand (Or: how to stretch what should take three signatures into three weeks) Once upon a time, in a Congress far, far away (okay, it's Washington D.C., but it fe...

If Crypto Projects Were People…

2 Jul 2026 2 minute read 0 comments Fight Academy $0.01

If Crypto Projects Were People… Every now and then, I catch myself imagining something completely ridiculous. A dinner table. Huge room. All the major crypto projects sitting together like it’s some kind of family gathering. It would probably turn...

Scot-Free or Scotland

12 Apr 2026 1 minute read 0 comments Romeo-AYFL $0.02

A judge was presiding over a case where a man was accused of a minor misunderstanding. After hearing the evidence, the judge decided to be lenient. The judge looked at the man and said, I’m in a good mood today, so I’m dismissing all charges. You...

Crypto Under the Tree: When Santa Brings Tokens (and the Bullrun on a Sleigh)

22 Dec 2025 1 minute read 0 comments Fight Academy $0.13

This year, no socks.No perfume.No awful hand-knitted sweaters. Under the tree, I found tokens. And no, I’m not joking. 🎅 Santa Has Become a Crypto Whale Let’s be honest: Santa could never function with a traditional banking system. Millions of gifts...

Why Your Dog is Probably a Better Trader Than You

16 Dec 2025 1 minute read 0 comments Fight Academy $0.02

Have you ever looked at your portfolio after a week of “strategic trading” and thought: Wow, my dog could have done better? Well… spoiler alert: he probably did. Let’s break down why Fido might just be the next crypto prodigy your broker warned you a...

The Ultimate (Non-Financial) Guide to Becoming a 7 Figure Crypto Guru

14 Dec 2025 5 minute read 0 comments Fight Academy $0.20

Have you seen gurus predicting crashes and moon shots with the same confidence they order a coffee? Have you ever wondered how they get a Lambo while you're stuck with a wallet of pixelated cat NFTs? Well, stop hodling and start selling smoke! Here i...

Loco and the Red Carpet – A Star is Born!

29 Mar 2025 1 minute read 0 comments Krevasilis $0.05

Loco has claimed the red carpet, not for an award, but for ultimate relaxation. He lounges like a true Hollywood legend, expecting treats and perhaps a belly rub—if you dare! Because while he looks relaxed, the lightning-fast bite is always a possi...