Crypto people, we LOVE you!! But for April Fools we will keep in slogging thru tradfi news,  despite y'all and the Algo tryin to learn us!  Soree!! OK only the FUNNY parts!!

Lookie!! the front page of the pinko lady  has an almost positive crypto ish headline!! TLDR:  the story remains the same, we already laughed at it.  It's a masterpiece of conflating crypto with the evils and madness of growing, then regulating, a celebrity happy giant gambling site.  The REAL STORY remains Stake is just another  online gambling hut, one that accepts crypto. Big whope.  Oh yeah, plus they, like Fiddy Cent, benefited from holding BTC for the last many years. 

Wait, that wasn't the front page, the front page is all "the walls are closing in on Trump" Her'e a pic the cheeto dicktator waiting for his doors to be kicked in: TLDR: ok ok, THAT was an april fools!! 

OK, THAT'S out of rour system.  Let's go back to the FT as the mouthpiece of the tradfi agitprop. Wait, we need music for that geez TLDR: that's better.  A seven nation army can't hold us back Watch Army!! 

Dear readers know that Gary's been on a PR offensive since he became the first SEEC leader to regularly meet with a CEO caught for a 10 billion dollar fraud the next month.  ar ar ar !!  NOW, Gary just asked for BILLIONS for freshly printed fiat in  budget!!

So, the CFTC,  $#(#$*&#$ politics as usual, goes as hard as they can at CZ cuz THEY wanna look tough TOO!! TLDR:  Rostin said "there is no turf war."  Everyone knows what THAT means ar ar ar!! 

The REAL story:  the worst things they have on Binance pale compared to REAL tradfi crimes, like Goldman Sachs, Wirecard, Sammy, Enron, you name it.   #$(*$#, Pfizer paid a three billion dollar fine in 2009!! Yet last year Pfizer still ran the gummint well enough to have the first amendment shut down specially for them!! 

Ahh, the FT is a gorgeous paper, tho.  Here is some art that seems relevant:   TLDR: Don't worry, lil girl, it if makes you feel better, Mericans are losing their 1st, 2nd, 4th, 5th, 9th and 10th amendment rights.  Oh wait, some meme lord just caught ten years for a joke, didn't he?? Add the 8th to that list as well!! 

Life of a song is about "have you ever seen the rain."  We must admit, we did NOT know the Ramones and the Minutemen both did covers!! 

Online, we get --- NUTHIN!!!  CENSORED in the FT!! Who have not said CHIT since BTC went above 2800 and STAYED there!! 

Ah well.  THIS time we mean it - FREE to find FUNNY crypto!!  

Cuz we love you!!! 

Peace out, 

love

Dave

ps we lost a follower, snif snif.  So still ten short. 

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'm gonna fight 'em all
A seven nation army couldn't hold me back
They're gonna rip it off
Taking their time right behind my back
And I'm talking to myself at night
Because I can't forget
Back and forth through my mind