Cryptonauts, we love you!! And the funnies!! And crypto!! 

but the salmon lady does NOT!!!  She's ghosting us today! The cold cold shoulder!!  The opposite of what Gramma was supposed to say - the FT is like if ya can't say something NASTY about crypto, don't say ANYTHING AT ALL !! ar ar ar !! 

Oh we still  got tradfi corruption funnies tho

And the timing is odd, but BTC just keeps printing over 28K despite the FT's kneecapping away

But HEY ya can't stop the truth, just SPIN it!! Here's an AWESOME crypto the FT won't allow to say crypto story in pink print today!! 

TLDR: people who feel "locked out" of the financial system shot up 40% recently!! That's funny, that's about how much the Fed printed in fresh fiat lately!!! Coincidence?? we think NOT!!! ar ar ar 

OK we shouldn't laugh.  These are people who can NOT get a loan!!  It's true - you can have money in the bank, or own a house in Eurrip, but STILL not be able to get a loan to refinish the kitchen!! UNLESS you stash your money in crypto on a DEX - THEN you can get a loan!!  RIGGED!!???  We felt like it was.... & zoom out!! for BIG funnies!! if ever a story should talk about crypto this would be one!! IF ONLY to mention how, despite the direct intent of the last few prime ministers, the deep state "Yes Minister" crew in the Gummit, aided and abetted by the FT, HAVE MADE $@(!#$&$#(*&!!! SURE that growing numbers of  brits are SHUT OUT of the CRYPTO system ah HA HA HA!! It's tragicomic!!! Rishi thought he would start small.  Just do a simple NFT, all you supergeniuses at the Royal Mint!! Oh NOES, that was JUST TOO MUCH for THOSE children ar ar ar ar ooo000000!! 

and in fact, it's LEX, the law of the markets - another FULL PAGE AD in the FT for a crypto company ah HA HAH HA HA HA !!TLDR: Capital.com does BTC ETH and XRP!!! maybe they made the FT promise to not print any chitty crhypto stories on the day their ad ran?  AH HA HA HA HA HA ar ar ar ar 00000000!!!

& there's something deeply flawed and funny about THIS headline:

TLDR: let's just say we don't think any US banks are going to match Tether's record of withstanding a 15,000,000,000.00 bank run ar ar ar !! 

Just like there is something funny about research shops saying maybe, just maybe Swiss banks ain't really all that no more!!!TLDR: ah HA HA HA!! what just cuz yer gummit has to force a shotgun bank wedding backed up with 100 billy of free money for liquidity, ya think MAYBE there might be a bit of tarnish on the old credibility? ?  

OK people we gotta crash.  Love y'all!! Thanks to the three new followers, only seven short now!!!

We promise to prioritize working on the funnies tomorrow!!

Peace out, 

Love 

Dave

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