Cryptonauts - no april fools - we love you. Once again, we join the pilgrimage to testify for love to y'all, crypto, and the Pub0x her own self. Thank you thank you thank you!! And thank you bitcoin for defying the efforts of the greatest powers in history to keep you DOWN!!
Some early motown will pass for gospel we hope:
So this month's earnings on the Pub0x: we got our no longer rookie numbers back UP baby ha ha yeah!!
TTLDR: Despite that weak arse start, we had a few hit days cranking over 2K in views, thank y'all!!
Earnings are back up to a dollar a day YAY!!! That's almost HALF what we pay for the FT!! All it took was publishing more than one article several days, thank y'all for not fleeing!! 
The likes are up and the dislikes are down, that feels good but then again, the dislikes show ENGAGMENT !! we should prolly hack on Pooh Bear some more, or do fat jokes ( tho we are porking out right now ar ar ar!! ) It's funny, we can no longer see the dislikes show up on the article, only on the stats. A deliberate choice by our fearless leader Igor?? Could see that making sense... maybe...
The top article, in a big blow to our ego, was a throwaway that we had leftover, never published nor finished it. We published it when we panicked when Pub0x said our account was restricted ( it wasn't!!)
The second biggest article ( and ALL the ones that broke 1K views) were humor!! The Algo just keeps on trying to tell us something!!
But we don't learn none, we keep on with the WATCH!!! Of the ten articles that broke 1K, one was D'Oh, ONE was a Watch, one was one a these here Testify to Luv's, and the other seven were all funnies. Oh well!! The people want to LAUGH, #$(#$&(*&!!! DAVE!!!!
After the "restricted" false alarm, we started putting our Pub0x output onto Substack. But we are gonna run what we brung, dance with the girl we came in with, everything gets published on Pub0x FIRST! Yeaaa baby!! We love you Pub0x!!!
But please let us spam you from Substack as well, sign up and never miss a joke!! It's free. Dave's Substack, davesawyer.substack.com!!
Follow us on twitter @davidsawyer & we will follow you! We are gonna start up crypto on youtube but only to drive traffic here to the mighty Pub0x!! Hey when is that Pub0x APP coming Igor promised us??
We are on instagram as superdavenyc but not for crypto.
Still looking for NINE GOOD MEN & WOMAN to join the Watch army! ok ok, to join for more crypto FUNNIES!! We promise!! The algo is a strong mistress!! ar ar ar!!
OK , we love y'all, gotta hop!!
Peace out,
Love
Dave
And it's all right, what I can't do
Out of sight because my heart is true
She says baby ev'rything is alright, uptight, clean out of sight
