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FT crypto watch March 30th

31 Mar 2023 3 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer

Crypto people, we love you!!   And Crypto and most of all of course the FUNNIES!!!  Let's buckle up with some funny music - here's a pop-punk cover of a proto punk glam rocker ar ar ar arooo!! TLDR OK WE feel better! In the pinky lady today!  What jo...

FT crypto Watch March 29th

30 Mar 2023 3 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts, we love you!!  March with us as the mighty watch army laughs at Tradfi's pravda today!! Unborn generations thank you!!  We need eleven more Watch Army recruits !! Please give a follow / refer a friend!  Today's tradfi corruption funnies!...

FT Crypto Watch March 28th

29 Mar 2023 2 minute read 0 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love ya!!   As does the universe and BTC popping on back UP baby!!  Last night, mexican tequila took us out, so this is a day late but with love!! Still begging for a dozen good humans to help the Watch Army to 1K, please give us a fol...

The funniest crypto March 28th!!

28 Mar 2023 3 minute read 4 comments Dave Sawyer

Blockchain believers we LOVE you!!   How much??? MORE!!!   Hey please give a follow, we are trying to break 1,000!  Thanks to all 985 of y'all who DID!!  Punk pop reading music for today's funny tour!TLDR we figured out NFG (*ar ar ar ) is from Flori...

Hats Finance meme contest - PLEASE HELP!! VOTE!!

27 Mar 2023 1 minute read 9 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts, y'all KNOW we love you!!  Our fearless Pub0x leader PVM has asked for Hat Finance memes!! & when PVM calls, Pub0x bros ANSWER!! Well, actually we fell down when he called for PUNKZ Saint Paddy's day cooking memes!! We NEVER cook for Sain...

FT crypto watch online catchup! March 25th

25 Mar 2023 4 minute read 5 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts, we love ya!!  Please PLEASE give us a follow if you have not already, we are BEGGING to hit 1,000 !!  We missed two stories online in the FT yesterday!!  First we get a nothingburger hatchet job on Binance!!! TLDR: Binance halted the spo...

FT crypto watch March 24

24 Mar 2023 3 minute read 4 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts, we love ya!  & the universe does too!!  The tradfi Pravda is coming out swinging at crypto!  But even though the pink lady has changed up & hard wired the search engine to ignore it,  they STILL gotta print bitcoin over 28,500 on the fro...

FT Crypto Watch March 22

23 Mar 2023 1 minute read 8 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!! As does the universe, especially if yer a btc maxi!!!  What will we see ( more likely, NOT be allowed to see) in today's tradfi Pravda?  Well, Bitcoin prints above 28K!! TLDR:  It's very funny though, ya still can no longer...

FT crypto watch March 21

21 Mar 2023 1 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!!  Thanks so much for every Overton window positive crypto click with the Watch Army!! ROLLLL!!!  Today's foray into tradfi Pravda:  we laughed at this one yesterday: Today on dead trees, the print eds take this agitprop to a...

FT crypto watch March 20

20 Mar 2023 3 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer

Blockchain believers, we love you!! & so does BTC keeping it real above 28K !! Let's check the spin in the tradfi pink lady today, shall we ?  Oh lookee, here's a big in depth article about India !! focusing on Modi & the economic situation !! Surely...