Cryptonauts we love you!! even as we love the funnies and crypto!!
Lately, loads of fun stuff going on in crypto as always!! What do we get?? Warmup funnies, gotta limber up the old funny bone!!
well ya gotta laugh over the skull of satoshi!! Was the artist even AGAINST bitcoin?? Not clear!! 
TLDR: In either cse, the sculpture is so cool that the bticoiners LOVE it!! Ah ha ha ha ha!!
OK positive funnies! Happy funnies!! Well, let's see!! Kraken put a copy of the BTC whitepaper on a racecar!!
TLDR: ar ar ar !! we just learned that Kraken actually started up BEFORE Coinbase ( thanks Yugocean!! )
Crypto is honey badger 100%. here's a funny. The cheeto dicktater is getting arrested!! SO, his NFT's MOONED!!
TLDR: ar ar ar !!
We look at the FT, they always jump to print negative crypto news. The FT laughed when Euler offered 1 MM to get their 200MM back!! The always crypto negative "web3is going great" rained gloom all over Euler!! But ya know what made us laugh - none of them EVER print the GOOD news when the white hats encircle the hackers and the hackers give all the money BACK AH HA HA HA HA HA!!
TLDR: this is true for like every third story in web3isgoinggreat!!
We have been loving the Bitcoin magazine app we learned about from CryptoSensei!! It's great, ya read an article, they give ya 5 sats!! Are they worth more than candies on Coin Gecko like Cryptonator has thousands of ?? hah MAYBE!!! but a couple of links from there are VERY funny!!
Here's one 
TLDR: love your BTC. Everyone else does & they want it !!!
We missed this one - but the interweb, and apparently Bitcoin magazine, NEVER forgets ar ar ar !!! Many scary charts show us in bigger problems than since like ever!! But don't worry, we were all told it would be OK 
TLDR: ar ar ar ar !!!
ahh, but we need BIGGER crypto funnies!! Here's a HUGE one! We used to know a guy who was the only legal level 2 ( or something) laser operator in NYC. He & his boss would get cheezy gigs at concerts, and for the year 2000, they got a gig shining a laser on the Reuters building in Times Square. It was feeble and you could barely see it. Brothers at the concerts used to call him " old two-watt!!" and they basically stayed in business by bribing the meter reader and staying YEARS behind on their power bill, ar ar ar !! Well, technology has marched on since them, and we are SO glad to see it!! 
TLDR: yes baby yes !! The BEST use of the ECB building EVER!!! Shine the Batsymbol, baby the free world NEEDS ya!!
What else is funny? the blue bird is now an orange dawg!! The Credit Suisse fiasco will cost every man woman and child ( & dog if they pay taxes ) 13,500 bucks EACH!! Mercado LIbre is offering BTC trading in Chile!!
the war is WON, we are WINNING, it's ALL just MOP UP & the battle of the bulge now!!
plus Binance is gonna be FINE!! How do we know? cuz Kramer said they are going down !!!
TLDR: ar ar ar ar arooo000000!!
Let's take time out of our busy day to laugh at Cramer. Binance has been the #1 exchange for years, with astounding records in every category that counts, including uptime that shames the stock exchanges. Kramer 
The good funny news JUST DOES"T STOP!!
TLDR: ah HA HA HA HA!!! second A for BTC!!
We love ya crypto people!! We gotta pass out!!
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Love
Dave
