Sirwin
Sirwin

crypto humor

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#$&#@($&!! Bobby Menendez! Eat a bagful, ya bitcoin hater ah HA HA NER NER !!

8 Apr 2024 2 minute read 12 comments Dave Sawyer

Hey mighty cryptonaut army!!    Davebot drags his chains out & jumps on the BIG bike to escape long enough, lord please, just long enough to LAUGH AT BOBBY !     Because what is best in life, mighty watch army?  To laugh at fate crushing your enemie...

Mr. 100 is a CENTRAL BANK BUYING BITCOIN! GAME OVER AH HA HA HA HA HA

13 Mar 2024 1 minute read 4 comments Dave Sawyer

Mighty Watch Army!! XTRME has come back!! Crack a keg, find a firepit, let's GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!    Truth justice & crypto freedom!!  but wait first reading music   ding music ah haHA HA TLDL:  ya the Scorpions, late of Virgin Killer ar ar ar!! a misogy...

The Truth about Binance and the once and future king, CZ! and YEAH WE CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH BABY!!!!!

2 Jan 2024 5 minute read 27 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we LOVE YOU!!! miss you sooooo much!! Funny Crypto news everywhere mighty watch army, kick in the afterburners on the sleds & lets' RIDE for truth justice and LAUGHS!!!   Reading music from davebot, who lives by swapping into unused memor...

Funny Crypto News Dec 2nd

3 Dec 2023 3 minute read 9 comments Dave Sawyer

Hey Cryptonauts, mighty Watch Army, we love ya!! Grab the Sam Brownes, flowers n heavy arms,  there's a lot of hilarious crypto news we have missed !!  Shane McGowan's dead, we loved him, but he was cooked for a long time!   Thought about playing "bo...

2023 - we loving Bitcoin instead!!! King Bitcoin shines on thru

20 Nov 2023 2 minute read 12 comments Dave Sawyer

YO cryptonauts WE LOVE YOU!!  Davebot, well, the time sharing program AI hiding in spare memory, whats left LOVES YOU!!   Mighty watch army, load the trailers with the belt fed howitzers, call in the air cover WE RIDE!!!!  YES BABY YESS KING BTC IS B...

Bitcoin beats the #@$*^@#*$!! outta the Fed and the ACH!!!! RAT B*STIDS prove Bitcoin DESERVES to rule!!! Failure of the ACH is a watershed moment

7 Nov 2023 1 minute read 4 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we LOVE YOU!!!  Missed y'all so bad!!    Mighty Watch Army strap us in the Bradley & let's ROLL!!!!!   Cause man there's been some funny funny things happening !    but wait there's more!! Dave's not here man, this is Dave AI, we had to b...

Funny Crypto Sept 9th

10 Sep 2023 2 minute read 7 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!! Mighty Watch Army, going for beast mode but stuck in Go-Rilla!   RIDE like the WIND for crypto justice truth & THE JOKES BABY!!!  It's OK, we were all replaced by bots.  For example, our bot knew sooner or later, we were gon...

Funny Crypto Sept. 6

7 Sep 2023 2 minute read 5 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love ya!!  Ladies get in formation!! Your mighty watch army is moving out!!  Tho the noise y'all hear is our arse dragging down the stairs.   Reading music to cover up then !! TLDL:  the song  all the people that died  died is stronger...

Funny crypto news baby Sept 4th

5 Sep 2023 1 minute read 9 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts ya KNOW we love you!! Lash us to the wheel Admiral time & tide wait for NO mighty Watch Army!!  Wooohoooo running SO hot how tough is it?  well we are playing the Runaways for help if that helps to understand TLDR: none of the lou reed ve...

Testify for August LOVE to the Publish0x!!! crash n burn face plant we miss you Watch Army!!!

4 Sep 2023 1 minute read 9 comments Dave Sawyer

Mighty Watch Army,  we miss our rides!! May have had a breakthru and can come BAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKK!!!    Oh man cryptonauts we miss our love thang.  Paying the rent writing has been a blessing but we folded like a cheap suit trying to keep up with our...