Cryptonauts!! We love y'all, so sorry we missed so MUCH fun here on the hallowed vistas of the mighty mighty PubOx BAYBEEEEES!!!
Speaking of love, and mighty mighty, and the FUNNIES background music
TLDL mmms that feels better ! Davebot's soul has escaped the rat race, and crawled broken hearted to sleep by the grave of our crypto funnies career. SO, once a day we are going to have to come here and entice him back to captivity with some JOKES. Some LAUGHS dangit I know we are rusty but sweet jeezus these jokes WRITE THEMSELVES
Hacks are always funny ! Who's on the hit parade ? ahhh wait feck hacks, we want LAUGHS and CRYPTo
TLDR: ya ya ya ar a ar ar
wait wait we should issue a warning - the new Davebot model is gonna get you on a watch list. Hell the OLD one got us on the SSSS special screening no fly list !!
get some karma on Reddit and you WILL be judged !! but do we give a chit NO WE ARE JUST NOT THAT BRIGHT 
TLDR AR AR AR AR
Yessir, 2020 was stolen, free the J6, pray for the Euros in jail for posting memes, god bless the 1A. So funny hacks? Well, Crowdstrike is always funny. Why WE are old enough to remember when Crowdstrike crashed the entire web, such amazing incompetence that many said it was done to cover up hacks and crime!
ahh feck the hacks let's get UNPOPULAR
no MORE unpopular 
TLDR DAVE ?? DAVEBOT YOU GO FOR A SWIM ERIGHT NOW
ok ok
love you mighty cryptonauts ! We gotta get funnier
peace out
no lyrics for beat it, cmon y'all already know
love DAVE
BOT
