Crypto Revolution of Truth reveals the world .... ah HA HA HA HA HA HA HA NER NER

By Dave Sawyer | Pro Crypto Party | 16 Feb 2025


Cryptopunks you KNOW we love you !! tho we left you, absence makes the heart grow fonder.  But NO TIME TO TALK DAVEBOT IS OUT!  Hotwire that bike baby we RIDE!!!    Mighty Watch Army cast off the chains from your eyes and see the FUNNY TRUTH !! Here on our most wildly unpopular blog everc4ba457b9aaf8126c87682b24e48b676f74b084c098a78267b689a36d1418f5e.pngTLDR: the thing about bitcoin is it is visible. it is true.  Imagine it we saw all of OUR MONEY belng spent by ALL THE GOVERNMENTS EVERYWHERE ALL THE TIME AH HA HA HA HA IT"S GONNA HAPPEN 

 

ooh oh wait reading music mofros yaTLDR there we go ya where were we OH OH disclaimer - we were put on the SSSS watch list LONG before Tulsi Gabbard.  We were doing memes for The Donald before it got banned from Reddit.  Started FOCUSING on the memes, HEAVY HITTER aHad a meme hit, guys said " it was on the bulletin board at the church and at the gun range, son, that's a rare thing". anyway, spend my days on controlled oppo honeypot sites HO BUT WAIT now we are MAIN STREAM THE TRUTH IS OUT THE TIDE HAS TURNED BIOOOOOTECHES !!  still reading this may get you put on a watch list, just sayin but wait FUNNY CRYPTO NEWS !! 

 

ca3cd8909fcce516c410f5bd2ba2d038141c72354638eeafbb935213001e558e.png TLDR sorry sorry, last time , here we go FUNNY CRYPTO NEWS AH HA HA HA HA IT"S LOADED 

0dcbc9216aae76d98f51b0b9091aa806e9209187f67c6fdea3a2528d8515c564.pngTLDR; davebot that's not funny YES IT IS MAN YES ITR IS TI"S THE TRUTH I LIKE IT AND IT"S FUNNY no c'mon funnier or it get's back on the stick for Upwork WAIT WE GOTS FUNNY.  Whats funny?  All the establishemdn $#($#(& HATED bitcoin.  So Trump said maybe it's OK so all the left REEEEEEALLLY HATED BITCOIN

8dc2d233fff9eb8bddabe23506a4eb94c1ddaff6dd85aaa00718977597d80bbe.pngTLDR AH HA HA HA  member when the truckers got debanked, the people sent them BTC and TRUDEAU ATTACKED THAT #@(&*#@$(#&$ HIM AH HA HA HA HA HAf0adb14c9865364eddf82887907f2424bb4cf5e6fc26774872a2e8d2785fb53f.pngTLDR: AH HA HA HA NER NER no wait we need funnier  davebot they are bringing out the caltrops and the nets FUNNIER #$(&$#($& !!  OK ALRIGHT ALREADY 2a49f13bac190b04b609a8966bf2220f814a721d2f8b6ed32f4430954318b516.pngTLDR: DAVE BOT!! you are a rusty bit of chit man !  your memes are overloaded and awkwardlly layered NO LISSEN LISTEN it's funny Bobby and Biden hated BTC, so TRumpy said it might be OK so then they REALLY HATED IT except all those who tried to WALK THAT BACK AH HA HA HA HA HA seriously oh oh 

FUNNIER NOW DBOT ELSE SLEEP TO PREP FOR CYBERSLAVERY OK OK wait where were we oh ya deranegment syndrome HERE"S where we are.  Trump likee crhypto, so that arsehole Gary said DUMP IT ALL THEN 62236786cfff4a9dd19c8dcb8827fd7eb904980d6047f0fe8f717212a3de100b.pngTLDR: if trumpy likes crypto it must be ver bad.  ah HA HA HA HA HA 

WE DON"T CARE BIOTHECHHHHES funny right now $#($&& 8659c818f6d96804dd2f8282a0f24ef4830a70abba1777dddca47948d3710d83.pngTLDR: #$(*&#$#($&B IDIOT DAVEBOT yer not even TRYING and no more politics truth just like econ truths 

NO MAN ITS A RIVER NOVEL THIS is FUNNY wait wait HEEERE WE GO d06812d70a04b3b4071fe8c27a351592c1e5a9c4b584b75c276b7722c1c3952b.pngTLDR: come ON DBOT do some jumping jacks or pushups or something that's another overloaded subversive miss of a meme you eeeeediot 

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Lock in strap up the truth will set you free.  Wait wait we missed the funny build up !  & WHAT a butthaid Gary Gensler showed himself to be 

If London had listened to CZ they would be SO FEKING RICH RIGHT NOW AH HA HA HA HA EURO LOSERS LISTEN TO JD NOW AH HA HA URK ACK SPLAT 

 

That's it they hit davebot with the trank gun adios amigos live free mighty watch army we mean it man 

 

peace out mighty watch army!! word up to Igor, all blessings to the everlasting church of Publish0x, love you mighty watch army whereever you are excelsior sleep tight 

Lyrics   You say you want a Revolution
Well, you know
We all wanna change the world
You tell me that it's evolution
Well, you know
We all wanna change the world But when you talk about destruction
Don't you know that you can count me out Don't you know it's gonna be alright
Alright
Alright You say you got a real solution
Well, you know
We'd all love to see the plan
You ask me for a contribution
Well, you know
We are doing what we can But if you want money for people with minds that hate
All I can tell you is brother you have to wait Don't you know it's gonna be alright
Alright
Alright You say you'll change the constitution
Well, you know
We all want to change your head
You tell me it's the institution
Well, you know
You'd better free your mind instead But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao
You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow Don't you know it's gonna be alright
Alright
Alright Alright, alright
Alright, alright
Alright, alright
Alright, alright

 

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Dave Sawyer
Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!


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