Mighty Watch Army!! XTRME has come back!! Crack a keg, find a firepit, let's GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Truth justice & crypto freedom!!
but wait first reading music
ding music ah haHA HA TLDL: ya the Scorpions, late of Virgin Killer ar ar ar!! a misogynist would say honest, we swear girlfriends first made us listen to them ! & are they Merican or Brits? haha, they are GERMAN YA !! well actually they are Mericans now, they live in Vegas but still JUST LIKE BITCOIN!!! ROCKIN LIKE A TOXIC BTC MAXIMALIST!!
OK ok warmup funny news: meanwhile back in the land of heads FIRMLY stuck in their arses, we have our yer a peein in the pool pals 
TLDR: we were just wondering how the butthaids at the FT were doing these days!!
Yasss yass true believers!! Chitcoin season is coming! Don't believe us? Check the mighty Gecko and laugh at the lost bags chitcoin glory
TLDR: OG PVM was right! no no wait he wasn't !! ar ar ar
Oh lordy, laugh till it hurts donut. GOOD news mighty Army!! The long arc of history FREAKIN LOVES US!! ya want PROOF? WE'LL give ya SOMETHING TO LAUGH ABOUT!!!
TLDR: Law n Order, all's right with the world ah ha ha ha!
what else is funny? Mikey Sailor bought more BTC oh wait that's called Thursday ar ar ar !
Look at how recently these nay sayers were cr*pping on BTC and Nayib and El Salvador! 
COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON!!! Hey Army, member when we were thinking about when not if a central bank playing chicken caved & went into BTC? well, besides the shining beacon of El Salvador COMPARED TO ALL LATIN MERICA FIAT AH HA HA HA HA HA sorry
It hath happened. It's OVAH johnny, it's OVAH !!! 
Yeppers, BTC is taking over. the biggest central banks holdings are now similar to total crypto market cap ah HA HA HA HA HA!!! Who is Mr. 100? well all the big funds / exchanges CLAIM their giant bags!! Is he Merican? NO he used ONLY KUCOIN and Binance ah HA ! It's a central bank, it's a central bank, ding dong, ah ha ha it's all over now, baby blue!! Eat it EU. " it could all go to zero you know!" ah HA HA NER NER NER NER
that's right baby !! 
TLDR: we love luv LUFF the central bank out there secretly buying BTC WAHOOOOO!!
Peace love and sound money vs fiat !!
Take awesome care of yourselves mighty Watch Army!!
and here davebot was captured and dragged back into captivity to ( thankfully ) bang out that rent money brothers and sisters!!
even we can't print the lyrics this time
Love
what's left of Davebot
