Mighty Watch Army!! XTRME has come back!! Crack a keg, find a firepit, let's GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!    Truth justice & crypto freedom!! 

but wait first reading music


ding music ah haHA HA TLDL:  ya the Scorpions, late of Virgin Killer ar ar ar!! a misogynist would say honest, we swear girlfriends first made us listen to them !  & are they Merican or Brits?  haha, they are GERMAN YA !! well actually they are Mericans now, they live in Vegas but still JUST LIKE BITCOIN!!!  ROCKIN LIKE A TOXIC BTC MAXIMALIST!! 

OK ok warmup  funny news:  meanwhile back in the land of heads FIRMLY stuck in their arses, we have our yer a peein in the pool pals da96439ef1ee72ab1ad8afb125e63ceaaf750a87300fb7627f7a02bd8a7b8faf.pngTLDR: we were just wondering how the butthaids at the FT were doing these days!!  


Yasss yass true believers!! Chitcoin season is coming!  Don't believe us?  Check the mighty Gecko and laugh at the lost bags chitcoin glory 

9ddb781765c771c1b41a130c62980809fb9e68b5acdc6707319865b7df043b35.pngTLDR: OG PVM was right!  no no wait he wasn't !! ar ar ar 

Oh lordy, laugh till it hurts donut.  GOOD news mighty Army!!   The long arc of history FREAKIN LOVES US!!  ya want PROOF?  WE'LL give ya SOMETHING TO LAUGH ABOUT!!! 

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what else is funny?  Mikey Sailor bought more BTC oh wait that's called Thursday ar ar ar !  

Look at how recently these nay sayers were cr*pping on BTC and Nayib and El Salvador! 8f8e2694a5a5727cc28dc3bb477f8194aae8748a2e0001b0d7ca86e2a3eef8fe.png


COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON!!!    Hey Army, member when we were thinking about when not if a central bank playing chicken caved & went into BTC?  well, besides the shining beacon of El Salvador  COMPARED TO ALL LATIN MERICA FIAT AH HA HA HA HA HA sorry 

It hath happened.  It's OVAH johnny, it's OVAH !!! 31579dfc429f0cd7a5acfc8b664d48c5c8a4b9c4f05b50b393f4ebbdd782afe1.png




Yeppers, BTC is taking over.  the biggest central banks holdings are now similar to total crypto market cap ah HA HA HA HA HA!!! Who is Mr. 100?  well all the big funds / exchanges  CLAIM their giant bags!!  Is he Merican?  NO he used ONLY KUCOIN and Binance ah HA !   It's a central bank, it's a central bank, ding dong, ah ha ha it's all over now, baby blue!! Eat it EU.  " it could all go to zero you know!"  ah HA HA NER NER NER NER 




that's right baby !! ad937b1dbdba68eecd65d3a4c383266c456884730217c3fda3fc50780e13afc9.pngTLDR:  we love luv LUFF the central bank out there secretly buying BTC WAHOOOOO!!

Peace love and sound money vs fiat !! 

Take awesome care of yourselves mighty Watch Army!! 

and here davebot was captured and dragged back into captivity to ( thankfully ) bang out that rent money brothers and sisters!! 

even we can't print the lyrics this time 


what's left of Davebot 

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Dave Sawyer
Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!

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Face it. The geopolitical world is going down hard in a blaze of money printing. America freaking out makes the world freak out, burning cities, riots and total polarization while the MMT monkeys at the Fed make the printers go brrrrrrt as we whack the world economy with Covid. Join us as we go crawlin thru the wreckage. A lot of things that were going good just stalled hard. A lot of things going bad are getting there faster and faster. to quote Nina Hagen, FUTURE is NOOOOWWWW!!!!

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