Cryptonauts, friends, lovers, haters ( all three of youse! ) and country men lend us your ears, cause we love ya and we are here to laugh our collective arses off about crypto in 2023!! What a mad, triumphant, hilarious, irresistible year it was and the FUNNIEST CRYPTO OF 2023 !

But wait reading music ah haHA HA TLDL:  ya the Scorpions, late of Virgin Killer ar ar ar!! a misogynist would say honest, we swear girlfriends first made us listen to them .  Hey member that cheezy chain link fence look in the clubs ah HA HA HA chickenwire worked to sort of stop thrown objects anything else is just for show.  We remember playing clubs where the chickenwire had been taken down mostly from the front stage but still protected the band on the sides ha ha didn't have to worry about being blindsided by a full beer can.  They say they are germans or scandi or something we say YER ALL LIVING IN MERICA COCA COLA SOMETIMES WAR ah ha ha ha

So what's important!  Crypto made fools out of all the tradfi investment world.  

first of all, let us split our sides guffawing at the tradfi investment industry.  Really.  What happened last year ?  If we want BORING, we want MORNINGSTAR.  Member them ?? the mighty Watch Army threw down on them for not printing BTC prices ah ha hA HA HA H we WON  baby!   Take the W's when we get them riders!! So, back to boring, 2023  what do we get ?   If all yer hard earned live savings were in the market last year?   Was it TLDR: no fun in commodities.  hmm well what else is there?  let's see this is interesting , tho same old samo software eats the WORLD !!!!!!!  and 

TLDR: also ar ar ar  lookit tail end charlie there, NOT a year for precious metals aaa OOOGAH.     Software marcia SOFTWARE !! but still dunno, so what, meh, boring, what else from the high & mighty muck amucks you want boring we will give you BORING TLDR who cares.

here is the most exciting thing Morningstar had to say bite it we say

oo oo wait oooh at the very bottom they mention the crypto market destroyed all comers. Destroyed!! you woULD THINK THEY  MIGHT NOTICE THESE utter bumwads Morningstar TLDR that's it?  plus the hate spin at the end there.  Did NOT notice ol Morningstar doing that to the every other asset class in the world they spoke about first

BUT WAIT THE DOG THAT DIDN'T BARK!!  Our Morningstar advisor AXT SHU ALLY hates us doesn't he??     what's NOT in their oh so overviewed look at the year that was ah HA HA HA HA HA NOT THIS!! TLDR AH AH AH HA HA HA HA ARAE EA AR AR AR ARoooooooo0000000OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!d

ITEM   spot ETFs approved.  Jamie Dimon raking in the fees while badmouthing BTC ah ha ha ha ha!  Gensler saying Crypto still bad!! 

ITEM   the fall, followed by the tank, followed by the dive and the faceplant, even the basement is not low enough for this one, our boy Sammy 

TLDR we gotta get back to talk about this #($&#(& @#$#($&#)$& !!)!!)@*#)@*#!@)(*#@!)!  )!(*#)(!#*@!* er. 

 the rise & rise of toxic bitcoin maximalism!!  El Salvador's record just hit number one with a bullet, the big time we tell ya all the way live

but big number one THE #@(*&$#(@$&* GAS PRICES ARE TOO HIGH

Yes, the #(#@*@#(&$#!!!  BTC ordinals have effed layer 1!  Greedy MEV bots suck the bones of ETH layer one!  THE BALROG!!! FLEE YOU FOOLS 

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we love ya mighty watch army !! take care of yourselves and each other !!  we thought we would not fall so low as to print Scorpions lyrics yet here we are hey at least it aint Whitesnake or nuthin ya biua bia 

peace out 

love 

the davebot virus 

Rock You Like A Hurricane Song by Scorpions Lyrics   It's early morning, the sun comes out
Last night was shaking and pretty loud
My cat is purring, it scratches my skin
So what is wrong with another sin? The bitch is hungry, she needs to tell
So give her inches and feed her well
More days to come, new places to go
I've got to leave, it's time for a show Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane
Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane My body is burning, it starts to shout
Desire is coming, it breaks out loud
Lust is in cages 'til storm breaks loose
Just have to make it with someone I choose The night is calling, I have to go
The wolf is hungry, he runs the show
He's licking his lips, he's ready to win
On the hunt tonight for love at first sting Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane
(Are you ready, baby?)
Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane
Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane
Rock you like a hurricane It's early morning, the sun comes out
Last night was shaking and pretty loud
My cat is purring, it scratched my skin
So what is wrong with another sin? The night is calling, I have to go
The wolf is hungry, he runs the show
He's licking his lips, he's ready to win
On the hunt tonight for love at first sting Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane
(Are you ready, baby?)
Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane
(Come on, come on, come on, come on)
Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane Here I am