Funny Crypto News Aug 7th


Cryptonauts we love you !!  Ride for funnies mighty Watch Army !! 

Blind tired so risky but what do we care!!! Reading music for blind faith !! TLDL BAAAAAY BEEE !!! 

OK then Kyle, always funny, just took it to a NEW LEVEL AH HA HA HA HA efff81a3dfc9a91b81eb2bd3fc33b8e643aa2781eae5f46b8d0ae3a0a750cf11.pngTLDR: pass the popcorn, but we think we have seen this one & it don't end the way Kyle thinks. 

On the other hand we all thought Sammy the rat went down & HE"S laughing all the way to the bank!! first stole 420 milly from FTX the minute he touched down in mommy's house!!  !! NOW he's STILL beating everyone's arse with a 25 milly rug pull AH HA HA HA WE LOSE!! 3e69f76408b019f06891abf791c05b60eca84efb98ed6a5d128dea7a43da410a.pngTLDR: just for fun!! Sammy's just bored and wanted to show off his pump n dump skillz!!   Hey good thing his charges for bribing with illegal donations got dropped, we wouldn't want to THINK about how much money Gary & pals took from this crook!!   Funny how that works, first Gary & the SEC extradite Gary but OOPSIE they somehow FORGOT to include the bribe charges,  wow good job SEC protecting Gary at the SEC as the chairman fundraiser taking those donations ! what an AMAZING coincidence!! 

What else is funny - the flying monkey lawyers at FTX are paying themselves 5K per hour for 100 hour weeks now including suing Binance for 2.1 billion.  a7e5a099905e8709bf4dceb655a6e73c231364b2b76a723e699731e7f4c1b45b.pngTLDL: Hey good wheeze if you can scam it gaffer ah HA HA HA HA HA!!

good work when ya can get it !!!

but wait OMG !! it's the death of Binance!  Oh it's all over for CZ for SURE NOW AH HA. HA HA H AH AH HA HA HA arrr ar ar ar ar ooo000000000000!!!!   oh the walls are closing in!!c5ebec8aa03b813ada00bf04cc31c9bf35b46900c6b2bde62c312c779086ee09.png

Binance is estimated to have made 12 BILLION in revenue for 2022.  OVER TEN BILLY!!!  Personally we don't think CZ owes a penny of that back but if he did it's chump change!!! 

gotta have FAITH!!!  

We gotta PASS OUT!!!

Love y'all !! take care of yourselves and each other!! 

Please keep those recruits coming, thank you!! Your mighty Watch Army grows we are bigger than a battalion we are a regiment now AH HA HA HA!!!   Get the new folks some gear and chow Sarge we RIDE at the crack of dawn baby!! 

Peace out, 

love

Dave

 

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Dave Sawyer
Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!


Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !
Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!

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