Cryptonauts we love you!! Y'all know it!! So beer us out for a moment, lissen up mighty Watch Army patrol!! You know we ride for the forces of good and our strength is the strength of ten because our heart is pure and we LOVE y'all! Excelsior to the crypto positive Overton window!!
Gary, we take it all back!! We love you man! You are RIGHT, STOP the BTC ETF NOW!!! 
TLDR: hard times make for strange alliances. Let's face it!!! 
TLDR: and so WE LOVE YOU GARY MAN!!! ALL IS FORGIVEN!!
Look for we love gary - look it's his twitter pic he looks sort of OK 
TLDR except for the tie but we don't think he tied it ar ar ar!! so that makes it better or worse ah HA HA HAH HA!! But wait we are here LUVIN on Gary!! we TAKE IT ALL BACK GARY MAN YOU GO GIRL!!!
TLDR: love love love Gary!!! Good hands, don't choke!! you can do it! Save us from paper btc!!
Now, even Gary doesn't believe the official line he gives to deny a spot BTC ETF, it's VERY FUNNY!!! ah HA HA HA HA no really 
TLDR: ar ar ar oo00000!!! nah, Gary's doing it for all the wrong reasons ( for the power of fiat!) He's worried like the Brits that allowing BTC to play will mean the end of fiat !!
In reality, we have Greshams' law. The simple view of G-law is : when the actual value of money tanks cuz they keep printing fiat, everyone will take the old coins and melt them down until they are all gone. The bad new money drives out the old good(er) money. 
TLDR: the Fink's paper bitcoin will drive out real bitcoin. Well, drag it down more like.
But not TODAY mighty watch army!! One man with a badge guards us all from this existential threat 
( which he perceives as an existential threat against Fiat ah ha ha ha ha, that's meta)
OK please no fixed exchange rate between paper btc and real btc thank you Gary!!!
ok this is gonna hurt wait late breaking reading music first TLDR: the funniest part is the end where all the little girls are disappointed in the band
aiight that's better here we go...
God speed! Gary!! Go through big fellow we see you!!
Iron fist in an iron glove STAY THE COURSE GARY!!! YOU CAN DO IT AH HA HA HA HA!!! Good hands don't choke!! We are HERE for you brother!! Yer down in the chit filled trenches, living and dying by inches, but coming up with your SHOELACES NEATLY PRESSED!!!!
Here's a shot in the arm for ya Gary we LOVE YOU!!! KEEP SAVING US!!!!
ah we cain't believe it!! NEVER thought we would say that!!
we love you cryptonauts!! Please refer a recruit to your mighty watch army, our work is never done!!
Peace out,
love
Dave
