Gary Gensler Fan club!!! Just say NO (thanks) to a Bitcoin spot ETF!!

Cryptonauts we love you!! Y'all know it!! So beer us out for a moment, lissen up mighty Watch Army patrol!!  You know we ride for the forces of good and our strength is the strength of ten because our heart is pure and we LOVE y'all!  Excelsior to the crypto positive Overton window!! 

Gary, we take it all back!! We love you man!  You are RIGHT, STOP the BTC ETF NOW!!! 1db9196c29c32a6d4652e8ee845b258421abb6046b44772cc2fe8e4cc16fb016.pngTLDR: hard times make for strange alliances.     Let's face it!!! 024f6af7685820bf2f7182170c2dd653455f0097d5cda588819a0c55d2b109de.pngTLDR: and so WE LOVE YOU GARY MAN!!! ALL IS FORGIVEN!!

Look for we love gary  - look it's his twitter pic he looks sort of OK b7bb9caccf34d2104d28cb7c3f95a439e96e7d9fcb960181e8c9346e79f81b0c.pngTLDR except for the tie but we don't think he tied it ar ar ar!! so that makes it better or worse ah HA HA HAH HA!! But wait we are here LUVIN on Gary!! we TAKE IT ALL BACK GARY MAN YOU GO GIRL!!! 

c19b78cd6fc8edbf150526df262d4f2717095a604ab7de6bd8a981a47626080a.pngTLDR: love love love Gary!!! Good hands, don't choke!! you can do it!   Save us from paper btc!!

Now, even Gary doesn't believe the official line he gives to deny a spot BTC ETF, it's VERY FUNNY!!! ah HA HA HA HA no really e1f25b5cf9936c46ae0a2a254ffd5485e9f6677c56c3358140b19970d483d849.pngTLDR: ar ar ar oo00000!!!  nah, Gary's doing it for all the wrong reasons ( for the power of fiat!)   He's worried like the Brits that allowing BTC to play will mean the end of fiat !!   

In reality, we have Greshams' law.  The simple view of G-law is : when the actual value of money tanks cuz they keep printing fiat, everyone will take the old coins and melt them down until they are all gone.   The bad new money drives out the old good(er) money.  29cebac87618e7a2986a5b5421b7380d58d83ec3851423775c20badd458337fa.pngTLDR: the Fink's paper bitcoin will drive out real bitcoin.  Well, drag it down more like. 

But not TODAY mighty watch army!! One man with a badge guards us all from this existential threat 8fd053b456e9a97e2e6a635e9f617341f7440caee747913add450f64fe7c4c11.png( which he perceives as an existential threat against Fiat ah ha ha ha ha, that's meta) 

2d83aa4a979bc23b429d6e7bd1dc148f997feec6b3d5c1a87f904549f4e2e0af.pngOK please no fixed exchange rate between paper btc and real btc thank you Gary!!!

ok this is gonna hurt wait late breaking reading music first TLDR: the funniest part is the end where all the little girls are disappointed in the band

aiight that's better here we go...

God speed! Gary!! Go through big fellow we see you!! 

Iron fist in an iron glove STAY THE COURSE GARY!!! YOU CAN DO IT AH HA HA HA HA!!!  Good hands don't choke!! We are HERE for you brother!!  Yer down in the chit filled trenches, living and dying by inches, but coming up with your SHOELACES NEATLY PRESSED!!!! 

Here's a shot in the arm for ya Gary we LOVE YOU!!! KEEP SAVING US!!!! 

ah we cain't believe it!! NEVER thought we would say that!! 

we love you cryptonauts!! Please refer a recruit to your  mighty watch army, our work is never done!! 

Peace out, 






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Dave Sawyer
Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!

Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !
Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!

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