funny crypto news July 30th

By Dave Sawyer | Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto ! | 31 Jul 2023

Cryptonauts we love ya!!

loads funny today!! warmup funnies:TLDR: 90% of miners canpiff tomorrow its alllll ok.

MOAR warmup funnies!

TLDR: who hacked wintermute? Enquiring minds wanna KNOW!!!

Speaking of the rat, not ONLY did he nip off with 400MM the minute he hit moms basement, he also revenge smeared his ex girlie / CFO / stooge by leaking her diary to the NYT & the world. & NOW he wants privacy ah HA HA HA WHAT a rat!!TLDR: Classy guy!!!

Think he finally pissed off the law ? NO!! the feds just dropped campaign finance charges against Sammy - hey we guess those illegal contributions WORKED ah HA HA HA HA!!

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TLDR: beFORE this article came OUT:

TLDR: dear readers, what did we TELL Y'ALL!! ah HA HA HA HA!! & we got a record number of dislikes for that too so HA HA NER NER toldja!!

Peace out

Love

Dave

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Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!

Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!

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