Funny Crypto News July 31st


Cryptonauts we LOVE YOU!! & it's not even midnight yet!! Thanks for just being you, here in your mighty Watch Army, laughing our way to the freedom of money!!

What's funny?  Well Gary is pretty much always funny, but this is hilarious:   turns out the SEC asked (presumably BALD coin advocate) Brian  Armstrong to, basically, delist everything ( except BTC) and close up shop!! ah HA HA HA HA59a6154c2211e86a5057033c8da451395a66efb6529d070765629b34afd36ca0.pngTLDR: yes, Gary is right loads of lies are pushed by crypto scammers.  look at PARROT AH HA HA HA but still, wth?    What didja THINK Brian would say, Gary???

Funnier DAVE!

well the Kyle and Su show is always funny.   When last we tuned in, Kyle was telling us how eating lots of pork and drinking heavily and passing out was, y'know, transcendental, enlightenment AH HA HA HA!!aa925c7563693c9637bdf645dcb337146f3aa17349794dc25dfb566eebe23f31.pngTLDR: which is funny!! but not as funny as Su!!!  Launching a "justice" token!! ah HA HA HA!! QUICK before someone launches one on you ya rat!!! can you say take a page from the Marxist playbook and accuse your opposition of doing... EXACTLY WTF YOU ARE DOING AH HA HA HA HA HA!!!     Prediction:  Kyle & Su gonna end up in court someday & it won't be pretty. 

Well, dear readers, it is funny, BNB is now a half billy ahead of XRP ar ar ar !! But dear readers know it's funny we never thought we would defend the WORLD orb against, well, anything ar ar ar !! 

Except BAFIN.  BAFIN, the german regs have NO SHAME WHAT SO EVER!! AH H AH AH HA HA e39c4352a5287b7672a93dbeee50d546b12fb7955157fd4e13ceeb81865a7d2f.pngTLDR a WHOLE bagful!!!  even tho WLD STILL hasn't hit the 350 milly market cap the lapdog press claimed on DAY ONE!!  

 

But the funniest crypto news lately - besides RocketEnthusiast's curated memes and PVM's dank memes and Cryptonator's stank attitudes - yeaaa it's gotta be Brad, that gaping bendaho Brad, ably covered by Yugocean this week b9fafc4e49623276d9602d12ec3d4436ea4904504bbbe2738e22fae9ff15b2ed.pngTLDR: ah HA HA HA HA!!!   Seriously.  PLEASE!! STOP AH HA HA HA e96c8e38b4911426d7ddf925a6ce608c298d1ed90cff12f947c8e6150d649ca4.pngTLDR: does Brad know who he is ?? ar ar ar !! 

 

OK clearly we have lost it, gotta pass out.  Thank you mighty watch army HEAD FOR THE HILLS!!! TLDR: 

RIDE FOR YOUR LIFE!!!! baby! 

Peace out, 

love

Dave

 

 

How do you rate this article?

35


Dave Sawyer
Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!


Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !
Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!

Send a $0.01 microtip in crypto to the author, and earn yourself as you read!

20% to author / 80% to me.
We pay the tips from our rewards pool.