funny crypto news Jul 26


Cryptonauts you know we love you!! Thanks for forming up to ride the funnies in your crypto liberation mighty Watch Army HOO rah@! 

How fried are we?  lower brain is running the show trigger warning!! Here's the reading music to prove it ar ar ar TLDR:  ahh that's soothing.  Ya know, haven't seen Glee for a long TIME!! Can you say whitebread? we knew ya could 

OK much funnier Dave!! sorry yer talking to the hand erm lower brain. What does the brain stem think is funny now?   We don't know

Oh oh yea Meta Meta is always funny ar ar ar oo00008310490e7b82479971fb3a21cc1b00b99ae135809708c7d7d841b847c65946ea.pngTLDR: yeah, 21 billy here 21 billy there after a while it's REAL MONEY!!! ffbd98798258c9f2147a5cb136c9ac748bbfd9bca69afca8fe7417a6c8fed462.pngTLDR: ar ar ar Zuck ya schmuck.  

OK dave's lower brain!! more crypto and FUNNIER #($#$(& IT!! 

 

Lower brain would like to state it only realized recently that the Bitcoin paper dropped on the same day of the year as Martin Luther nailed his earthshaking 95 theses on the church door.  OOOHhhh that's spooky, How did professor King know the right day way back in 1517!!! ah ha ha 

more CRYPTO brainstem!! MOVE IT !! FUNNIER !! 

OH OH WAIT LOWER BRAIN KNOWS!! AH HA HA HA!! hey dear readers know even both brains together were too old & confused to really understand NFTs.  Even Mikey Novogratz said so. 

Lower brain would like to laugh ah HA HA HA HA HA  yeah baby!! WORSE than a LUNA TATOO AH HA HA HA HA. just in this month sez lowa brain 8b7fbaef576dd44b1bcdd319ceea14c7cd8dbe1a0a0da149a8e1ef9de5b37a04.pngTLDR !!! World of woman yow.  Still bout the same as Defi stocks so STFU lower brain.  No, Defi MIGHT COME BACK AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! 

OK mighty army, lower brain is curling up to snooze peace out love 

Dave

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Dave Sawyer
Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!


Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !
Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!

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