Proof: ADA is Run By Evil Satanic Cult (not) - :Satire:
Proof: ADA is Run By Evil Satanic Cult (not) - :Satire:


I like ADA.

I do not like satan worshipping. I think trading is more efficient and leads to more gains. Plus, you know, bad things happen inside mystical circles and that can't be a good thing.

But, what does a person do when they discover the Illuminati trade Cardano? Tell the world, of course!

So, here is my proof; do with it what you will.

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A picture speaks a thousand words, or in this case 666 words.

In an attempt to cover up the conspiracy before I had a chance to go public, the devious, evil ADA traders all conspired together to change the price, and Cardano went up to 0.00000670, but who do they think we are? Ain't no sheeple 'round here. We know a cover-up when we have seen it. 

False Flag False Flag!!!!!

So, on a final note, I DO like ADA, and I trade it. And, they did nothing wrong. And, That was 10 minutes of my life I'll never get back.

Thank you for giving 1 minute of yours to laugh and tip me.

Gordon Freeman Out.

 


BitcoinGordon
BitcoinGordon

Hi! I'm Gordon Freeman (I hear they made a likeness of me in some video game... totally unrelated... or...).


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