Epstein, previously thought dead, now gunning for Biden's position in presidential race

Truer things could never be so, and thus it isn't.

If you just start to type in the name Jeffrey into Google, you'll bring up Jeffrey Epstein, one of the highest profile people that everyone loves to hate.

So, there you have it. Epstein, in fact, did not kill himself, but surprisingly, neither did anyone else.

Who can blame them/us? He stinks like the rotten pile of garbage that he is. But, I'm often told to think of 5 positive things if I have such an icky loathing for someone or something.

So, I guess one positive is that people are more aware of child trafficking and sexual abuse than before.

Another thing, perhaps some of Epstein's slimy customers might be held accountable to their actions. 5 good things? Really?

Hmmm, thanks for the memes!

Only 2 more.

At some point, someone can consider that there will be a super sweet island available to purchase, and perhaps they can purge it of all the demonic stuff while they're at it.

Maxwell could become the soap opera of the century.

Okay there, I did it; 5 positive things about Epstein. Now, back to the story!

"Epstein didn't kill himself" has been chanted across the internet and across the globe probably more times than "no justice, no peace", but who could have foreseen this many twists and turns? It is true, Epstein did not kill himself, but it doesn't mean that he was murdered. In fact, he's alive and well and on the democrat ticket for presidency, 2020!

It seems that there's always room for lower lows in 2020, and this is no exception. One of the conditions of Epstein's arrest was that he had quite the heavy debt to pay back the party for the potential exposure he left prominent politicians open to. Of course, this includes both sides of the political aisle, and a few 'other' party options to boot, including British royalty. But, even if by a narrow margin, placing his name on the ballot for the republican party didn't make a lot of sense with the President in place. To be fair, Epstein's campaign leader will be the recently-released Roger Stone, so that should make things quite interesting, indeed.

What's behind all of this creepy wackiness?, you might ask.

Well, exhibit "A", Joe Biden.

It seems that the only thing worse than the level of evidence against Epstein's child sex ring, is boredom. Biden is having issues with some non-presidential things, like signs of lacking mental capacity, forgetting not to run against himself, the realization that black people can become shape-shifters depending on what their party loyalty is (if you don't vote for me, you're not black), and press conferences once every 3 months. Adding to this creepy gropes, leaning in for the hair sniffing, and stories of children rubbing his legs at the public pool honestly were polling worse than people's opinion of Epstein!

Surprisingly, just before the big bad virus hit the stage, Bloomberg was spending near the GDP of 80% of the world's countries on his campaign, Warren was outspoken, and Bernie was still almost nearly sometimes patriotic. Where'd they all go? Is it possible Joe didn't get the memo to duck out before the race war began? Probably not. But, often the sacrificial lamb, perhaps the scapegoat, is left with a weaker hand than those who can't handle the political fall-out of a messy year like 2020.

In walks Epstein. If you can defeat Biden in the polls, you can beat Trump! That's the strategy, and they're sticking with it.

The special interest group, politician and wealthy democratic donors' kick-backs are quite obvious; "vote for me and don't get indicted". That's pretty easy to understand. But, as one might imagine, Epstein still struggles a little bit with the women's vote, and you can pretty much forget about the women-under-20 demographic. I mean, duh! But, surprisingly, or perhaps not, in the men-over-40 camp, polls suggest Epstein would win by a landslide, causing some members of Congress to go on record about their willingness to suddenly switch parties. I can't imagine what would be the reason?!?

So, there you have it. Epstein, in fact, did not kill himself, but surprisingly, neither did anyone else.

Now, we'll get to see if he can 'kill it' at the ballots. Needless to say, there are going to be a lot of turbulent days ahead, as we see the true force of nature that can come from a "perv lives matter" style campaign.

Truly nothing possible or impossible is safe from 2020, and if this is the halfway point, would the whole "ufo's are real" thing really even surprise anyone at this point? Maybe by November it ends up being one of our extra-planetary friends who win the landslide, because at this point, who really cares about the rules? So what, if technically they're not a U.S. citizen, or even a citizen of earth? If there's a chance they can settle the whole flat earth thing, perhaps it's time for change.

And with that absolute nonsense, this is Gordon Freeman... out.