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The Lost Art of Slamming Phones

30 Mar 2023 2 minute read 5 comments RocketEnthusiast

The other day, I was frazzled as I was on the phone with a customer service representative who was trying to assist me but the company's system was down. It was no fault of her own, but it made me angry as I was trying to resolve a matter that had a...

Lessons from John Wick 4 for crypto

27 Mar 2023 2 minute read 7 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) Rest In Piece to Lance Reddick A great supporting cast elevates an already great movie experience. They don’t make movies like John Wick anymor...

Watch out for Crypto Black Swan Droppings

15 Mar 2023 2 minute read 5 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) Technically what happened to Silvergate Bank and Silicon Valley Bank weren’t Black Swans. Part of this was due to incompetence and maybe fraud....

Crypto: Agony of Defeat

1 Mar 2023 2 minute read 2 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) Panda: Hey Troll, I’m looking for some glossy photos of feet that were in the office. Have you seen them? Publish0x Troll: Boy have I ever! Suc...

FT Crypto Watch Feb 28

1 Mar 2023 1 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts you know we know you know we LOVE you!!! Thanks for being you here on Igor's temple of comparative crypto religion, it's such a great study!! Changing the crypto fabric of the pink lady today, yas, yas....  Crypto tradfi corruption comedy...

Crypto: Fallin’

27 Feb 2023 2 minute read 2 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) Traveling at the speed of love Hey yo kids, what's up Remember when I used to be dope, yeah I owned a pocket full of fame But look what you're...

King Crab Markets

16 Feb 2023 2 minute read 0 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) Sometimes the bulls got to eat, sometimes the bears got to eat. -Old Timey Trader It’s years like this that make me miss my old mentors. Some h...

Pizza 🍕 or Crypto 🤔. The Importance of HODL

13 Feb 2023 2 minute read 0 comments Theken

Man Who Exchanged Bitcoin for Pizza Once upon a time, in the early days of Bitcoin, there was a man named Laszlo who was an early adopter of the cryptocurrency. He had a sizable amount of Bitcoin and was always on the lookout for ways to spend it. On...

Value Added Analysis!!! Return to Sugarfix's wallet YAY!!!!

13 Feb 2023 2 minute read 13 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love ya!!! We were just reading Suerte Panda's latest chucklefest when Sugarfix popped in with a comment - he had an altcoin pop 9x!!! WAHOOOOOO!!!!  Which reminds us to rub some dirt into those cuts ( happens automatically in rugby al...

The funniest crypto week of Feb 12

12 Feb 2023 4 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptofans we love ya!!! Thinking of y'all makes our heart go pitter-pat!!! Thank the heavens for this chance to be here with y'all stalwart pioneers of crypto, hanging out at Igor's party hut!! Ain't life grand!!  It's late, and we are lit, but we h...