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Wrinkletoss twins, we love you after all man ! Good job breakin on thru

25 Sep 2025 2 minute read 9 comments Dave Sawyer

Hail the mighty church of the everlasting Publish0x, long may she reign!    We are here today to show the LOVE for the Twinklevoss twins.  We take it all back, all those Tweedledee and Tweedledum jokes, h-ll we EVEN FORGIVE THE BAD GUITAR PLAYING ( a...

Well-Behaved Monsters: chapter 19

31 Aug 2025 10 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey

As though an omnipotent superbeing, Robby calls me for the first time in months, wondering if I might want to hit happy hour. Apart from the occurrence itself, the strangest aspect to this is that I was planning on calling him this afternoon a...

Starting Small: 4 Micro Habits to Kickstart Your Productivity

29 Aug 2025 1 minute read 0 comments mohamadoops

I'll admit it: I used to be a chronic procrastinator whose idea of "productivity" was watching YouTube tutorials on how to be productive (spoiler: it didn’t help). Then I discovered micro habits—tiny actions that are so ridiculously simple, you can’t...

Well-Behaved Monsters: chapter 17

28 Aug 2025 10 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey

Answers on the Joe front arrive soon enough. Curiosity insatiable, Dylan makes a point of tracking our old friend down at his parents’ house, to get the full scoop. It seems that my instincts were spot on, regarding the weird timing on that mi...

Crypto Whale Watching: Pull Out Those Harpoons (Metaphorically, Of Course) (Crypto Satire)

22 Jun 2025 4 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin

Every market has its legends. But in crypto?They don’t wear suits. They don’t ring bells.They move $14 million in stablecoins at 3:12 AM and leave behind nothing but a chart pattern and a faint scent of yuzu vape. Welcome to Crypto Whale Watching—whe...

NATO's cunning plans

5 Apr 2025 3 minute read 0 comments Ship Shard

Publication in Russian on the Zen bloghttps://dzen.ru/a/Z_FfXyPUs2uLnyO2 Attention! With the onset of spring, we run to tear the proboscis of mosquitoes and sell them. The price tag is very good per kilogram! Brothers and sisters! It's time to open o...

Joe Biden: The Human Gaffe Machine

24 Feb 2025 2 minute read 3 comments Great White Snark

Since I did a list of some of the stupid things Donald Trump has said and tweeted, it's only fair to do lists for other politicians. To that end, here's a list of "Sleepy" Joe Biden's gaffes: "You're trying your breast, but it's never enough." “Poo...

The Little Book of Trumpisms: The Donald on Immigration, Global Warming, His Rivals, Mexicans and More

24 Feb 2025 2 minute read 2 comments Great White Snark

I think I know what I want for my birthday (although I'll have to wait about six months for it to happen): The Little Book of Trumpisms: The Donald on Immigration, Global Warming, His Rivals, Mexicans and More by Seth Milstein I don't know about you,...

(JaiChai) "Attending a TA (Thai-A-Holics Anonymous) Meeting" -Humor

18 Feb 2025 1 minute read 0 comments JaiChai

  (Standing at the podium)   “Hello. My name is JaiChai. And I’m a Thai-A-Holic.”   Audience: “H-e-l-l-o-o-o-o   JaiChai!” “It’s been nine hours since I had my last Thai…”   (Roaring sound of clapping from the approving audience…)   Seriously, thoug...

"Well-Behaved Monsters" - get your presale discount!

23 Jan 2025 5 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey

Hello again! As you probably know by now, my latest work, Well-Behaved Monsters, is coming out April 9. But I’m rewarding the brave and loyal among you with a special Kindle preorder price of 99 cents. Just click the snazzy image above or t...