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Dmitry Medvedev's second Diary: Almost the president. Almost the author. Almost true

5 May 2026 20 minute read 1 comment Ship Shard $0.01

Publication in Russian on the Zen bloghttps://dzen.ru/a/afdZKGZUSGn7-x2F "There's no money, but you're holding on": the confession of the man who gave you "Public Services", danced at the alumni meeting and still hasn't turned off Telegram. Ironic, s...

Dmitry Medvedev - The Prophet of Ashes - The Messenger of the Nuclear Apocalypse

5 May 2026 23 minute read 0 comments Ship Shard $0.02

Publication in Russian on the Zen bloghttps://dzen.ru/a/afZ7XO8_N2It3mZY "If someone thinks that a nuclear apocalypse is impossible, he's a fantasist or a fool."— Dmitry Medvedev, April 2026. The Last Prophecy The confession of an archivist in the ye...

Dmitry Medvedev's diary: almost president, almost a meme

2 May 2026 20 minute read 0 comments Ship Shard $0.02

Zen blog post in Russian:https://dzen.ru/a/afTSMNsi4zPEN8js Dima's Diary: How to run a country when your boss lives in the next room and sometimes lets you shout on Telegram. Author: Dmitry Anatolyevich Medvedev, Deputy Chairman of the Security Counc...

Radioactive Face Cancer

30 Apr 2026 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.13

Zelle: [email protected] I may not have a clue I may not have the answer Another thing that I don't haveis radioactive face cancer  Uranium my cranium! My skeleton's gone fission! My spinal column has become quite solemn;I've been arrest...

The sofa is ours! (about liberals and traitors)

7 Apr 2026 2 minute read 0 comments Ship Shard $0.03

Publication in Russian on the Zen bloghttps://dzen.ru/a/aal7di-Sm2xWuW4E The tale of how a friend Kolya came to the patriot Vasya. A friend of Kolya came to the patriot Vasya.He sits down on the sofa: Listen, there's a spring sticking out of the sofa...

Well-Behaved Monsters: chapter 43

25 Nov 2025 12 minute read 0 comments jasonmcgathey $0.07

Amid this flurry of activity, some previous rituals have fallen by the wayside. First and foremost, none of us have visited Triads Lounge in weeks, which has probably left an asteroid sized crater in their expected revenue. Pete has still neve...

The Government Tried to Tax My Metaverse Farm Animals (Crypto Satire)

6 Nov 2025 1 minute read 0 comments Crypto Goblin $0.27

currently under audit by both the IRS and a pixelated cow.   The Notice It began with a letter.A real, physical letter — which was strange, because I live mostly online now. “Dear Mr. Gobling,” it read,“We are contacting you regarding undeclared agri...

My Local Library Launched a Token and Now I Owe Them Gas Fees (Crypto Satire)

2 Nov 2025 1 minute read 1 comment Crypto Goblin $0.23

currently in arrears on both knowledge and Ethereum. The Announcement It started with a cheerful email titled: “We’re bringing literature to the blockchain!” My local library had “modernized.” They introduced BookChain, a decentralized reading ecosys...

worlds smartest man loves jesus and btc the singularity is here ah HA HA HA YEAH BABY !!!!!!

2 Oct 2025 1 minute read 13 comments Dave Sawyer $0.42

Mighty Pagan Church of the Super Publish0x!! we love you brothers and sisters !  at last the article Davebot was born for and staying alive to write !       TLDR yaas yass, and others have pointed out before me but it was the first we thought we we s...

Wrinkletoss twins, we love you after all man ! Good job breakin on thru

25 Sep 2025 2 minute read 9 comments Dave Sawyer $0.27

Hail the mighty church of the everlasting Publish0x, long may she reign!    We are here today to show the LOVE for the Twinklevoss twins.  We take it all back, all those Tweedledee and Tweedledum jokes, h-ll we EVEN FORGIVE THE BAD GUITAR PLAYING ( a...