Cryptonauts, we love you!!! We hope it's all going your lovely way, baby!!! Thanks for boosting a better crypto future here on the Pub0x!! And thanks to every publishing / commenting brother and sister we have on here, it's ALL important!! Some day we will look back and laugh!!!
Well, us, we will laugh today, but y'know ANYWAY Changing crypto in the FT one click on one chitpost at a TIME baby?
What do we get for news for our crypto reader love letter for the day?
Let's consume our Jane's Tanks glamour shot for the day, cheer for the industrial military market cap!!! 
TLDR: or, not so much, please. Reading music with a literal trigger warningOK then here we GO!!! Posse UP mighty watch army!!!
The BTC rising article makes dead trees! Yesterday we laughed at their lovely tiny bitcoin graphics!!! Well today the BIG GIRL editors fixed THAT narrative, returning to the hideous alienation dystopian all black bitcoin agitprop themes ($#($& look at this one. Have you ever been afeared that a giant black looming BTC would MUG you ?? Only the kitty and the map are allowed a bit of colour the black has swallowed all the rest!!! ar ar ar 
TLDR: it's really funny!!! and the day eds were in such a rush there is NO PHOTO ATTRIBUTION!!! hey is that even LEGAL? Hey WE do that!!!!
The Peter Theil rules the world article makes print, the day eds delete Peter's pic. It was NOT crypto negative enough for the NARRATIVE eds?? ah HA HA HA only big black ugly BTC graphix allowed!!! . We missed a funny. Peter T's eleven figure market cap company Palinir was NAMED after the crystal balls used in Lord of the Rings ah HA HA HA!!!
The Bitzlato bust makes print. Today it's even more striking. The 200 billion Danske bank laundered TO AMERICAN BANKS does NOT deserve any criminal charges!! But 700mm laundered in Hong Kong deserves arrests. Trust us, by the time the $200,000,000,000 made its way to the upper echelons to be laundered at Dansk & bulge bracket Merican firms, it was EVEN MORE dirty than the original dirty money.
Here's an annoying one. Norway's wealth management lost 14% last year, a second worst ever. Think that means they are supposed to be conservative ar ar ar !!! What's funny? Norway didn't put a DIME into crypto. But they BLAME CRYPTO ANYWAY!!! & the FT PRINTS this tripe!!! 
TLDR: no, actually, long past time to wake up, that would have been 2014 like Peter T baby!! As an investment manager, your job was to CATCH some of that froth!!!
More in print: 
TLDR: do we NEED to read past the HEADLINE of this ???
The answer is yes, yes, a thousand times YES!!! It's very funny, we did not KNOW!!!
Coinflex was an exchange in the islands. Not in the FT, they locked up when a large customer, rumored ( but denied) to be Bitcoin Jesus his own self, Roger Ver, did NOT pay the 84 mm they owed when things went bad. Roger had a special deal where he would not be liquidated.
Now Su and Kyle, yes, the dynamic duo, are partnering up with Coinflex to run an exchange to trade bankruptcy claims ar ar ar that's GENIUS!! They HAVE the NAME RECOGNITION!!! and EXPERIENCE AH HA HA HA HA!!! The new exchange will be called G TX cause G comes after F!!!!
hey don't forget ( we did not KNOW) D'oh ran a LUNA look alike called Basis Cash, which nuked in 2021!!! The crypto bros are shameless, it's encouraged. It's all greater fool anyway, disgrace yourself MOAR!!! In closing, GTX and all crypto are morally bankrupt.
The REAL story: wow, we expected to really hate this but we love this article. We disagree still but will defend to the death Jems right to say this so we can LAUGH!!! She makes a lot of good points, we have to give up a thank you or two.
She's still WRONG, of course. All markets are greater fools. Bitcoin is pure math and is ethically and morally neutral at worst, which makes it very very good by Fiat standards, ar ar ar !! Or bitcoin could be considered ethically pure and totally moral, depending. We reckon the BoE considers it ethically devastating and totally immoral, just like any other threat to their power. Ar ar ar aroo00000OOOOO but it's hard to see that.
People are getting crushed by inflation and currency shortages caused by fiat central banks. These people know $#@(*&#$ well many, if not all, central banks are morally even ethically bankrupt. The BIS took gold from countries to GIVE to the Nazis' for $(#Q$ sake!! Today's banks CAUSED the worst inflation in fifty years. The price paid by the poor is immeasurable. Some central banks are run by despicable dictators!!! How can anyone say all fiat is better than all crypto and still have a soul.
On the other hand, the flocking of the rotten crypto chit bros to the industry was ghastly. Along with idiots posturing like c-suite investors giving billions to Kyle & Su & D'Oh on a line of $#($&#($&#$(&. ah ha ha ha!!! & tbf the poor crypto investors repaid partially by South Korea.
Online here's a company not really operating like that, but they did lock up funds for a month, which depending could have really hosed many lives:
Online only this. 
TLDR: we knew it was coming - nobody locks up then continues. It's not the Wall Street way, once sharks smell blood it's OVAH.
Actually, maybe Barry will. Looks like a pre-planned bankruptcy equity deal is getting cooked up with parents Softbank, Alphabet, and Singapore.
WTH, the new CEO says he will relaunch FTX. With market manipulation still allowed ? ah HA HA HA yes judging by the recent FTT and Serum pumps !!!! stop too funny!!!
sorry That doesn't belong in a Barry story. Coindesk has hired Lazard Freres to explore a sale said the WSJ. All else is rehash: barry has to pay Chelsea FC 350mm in cash the minute he files !! Super senior DCG players have quietly stepped away. The SEC is suing DCG and Gemini for the sin of locking up ar ar ar.
The REAL story: Barry's gonna wrangle a deal for all. Chesea FC will get the half billion, Genesis and DCG will continue. Ya maybe, Barry owes over three billion. Idiots working for him gave money to Kyle & Su!!! But prediction says: DCG gonna be aiight!! Disclaimer we once thought Sammy was aiight!
That's it team! The full crypto briefing from our vaguely reptilian tradfi overlords!! We be informed n chit!!
Gotta hit the hay! Peace out
love
Dave
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